Ok so I posted all of my favorite quotes from New Moon, now here are my favorites from Eclipse!
"You and Billy gossip like old women." -Bella
"Not all of us have photographic memories." -Bella
"Sorry I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." -Jacob
'Why is the plane crashing?'
'The pilots are passed out drunk.'
-Edward and Bella
"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." -Emmett
'I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart, I've left it with you.'
"Well that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all." -Bella
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." -Jacob
"I'm pro at weird." -Bella
"Edward's only human Bella." -Angela
"I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures." -Bella
"You're kidnapping me aren't you?" -Bella
"This hostage stuff is fun." -Alice
"I prefer brunettes." -Edward
"Does my being half-naked bother you?" -Jacob
"I have foreseen..." -Alice
broke your hand. Now stop dancing around and let me look at it." -Jacob
"I'm not going to kill you now because it would upset Bella." -Edward
"Fall down again Bella?"
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." -Emmett & Bella
"I'd never thought I'd see the day where I'd be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived." -Bella