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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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ok this is just one of the many funny moments in breaking dawn:


'maybe we should be thinking something like "we come in piece" '
'go for it'
'edward?' he called the name tentatively. 'edward you there? okay, now i feel kinda stupid.'
'you sound stupid too.'

seth & jacob, pg. 215 BREAKING DAWN

lol i love that part!
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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ilovetwilight wrote:ok this is just one of the many funny moments in breaking dawn:


'maybe we should be thinking something like "we come in piece" '
'go for it'
'edward?' he called the name tentatively. 'edward you there? okay, now i feel kinda stupid.'
'you sound stupid too.'

seth & jacob, pg. 215 BREAKING DAWN

lol i love that part!

We come in piece hahahaha, wonderful. Seth is an awesome kid. Jacob and Emmett should do stand up together.
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In Eclipse, Emmett said " I am so glad you did not kill her Edward! Things are much more exciting with her around!"

In BD Emmett said "Bella's already registered at DArtmouth. Doesn't look like it will take her all that long to be able to handle school." "I'm sure you'll ace you classes...apparently there's nothing holding your interest for you to do at night besides study"
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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Man........
all of the parts in Breaking Dawn are HILARIOUS!!!!!
Jacob's blonde jokes are comedy gold!!!
My most favorite funny part in Breaking dawn has to be........ When Emmet makes fun of bella and Edward
ha Hilaroius I was rolling on my bed laughing like an idiot!!! :-) :lol:
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higgin704 wrote:"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."

That's one of my favorties. Emmett is alsways having fun because of Bella
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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I think Jacob's lines are all so funny .
New Moon
when Bella was staring at him and said he was sort of beautiful and he said, "you hit your head pretty hard."

Eclipse, (unfortunately, my friend borrowed this book and has had it for such a long time that I can't remember it all) it's my favorite book of the series too.
some were mentioned already. When he kissed Bella and got punched!!
the FIRE AND ICE chapter.

Breaking Dawn
Jacob's Chapter titles LOL!! loved them.
Blonde jokes
When he made Edward laugh saying that the entire family would probably want to grab the cup of blood from Bella etc.

Jake: What's for breakfast O negative or AB positive?

Jake: I like you this way, pink cheeks, heart beat, two left feet.
Bella: (stomps her feet on his foot)
Jake: That's my girl

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Okay, so one of my fave scenes in eclipse is when, after the confrontation between jake, edward, and bella outside of school, all the human's are debating over wether jake or edward would win in a fight.... FUN-NY!!!
and then there's pretty much EVERY SINGLE THING EMMETT EVER SAYS, EVER!!! I seriously wish I could hang with Emmett....he's like the big bro i always wanted. I also love all of jakes little comments and chapter names in book two or BD....even though some of them were really sad.
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I know that all of jakes blonde jokes were old and corny, but I swear, the "Blonde with a brain....a golden retriever..." just about killed me!!! I was reading when i wasnt supposed to be in class...and I read that part and started BUSTING OUT LAUGHING and everyone stared at me and was like "That creepy reading girl in the back of the room belongs in an insane assylum.." (I could totally tell that's what they were thinking) and the teacher was like "Exscuse me, is there something you find funny that you'd like to share with the class?". I said "No, there's blonde's in this class." And my friend sitting next to me who loves twilight cracked up....we both got detention.
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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here are some other of my favorite funny parts in breaking dawn (i'm reading the book for the third time and picking out stuff as i go):

this is when jake is trying to find a girl to imprint on in the park:
'things like: this one had a really straight nose; that one should pull her hair out of her eyes; this one could do lipstick ads if the rest of her face was as perfect as her mouth...'

this is when bella is giving birth i don't know why this part is so funny to me:
"take the baby." edward said urgently
"throw it out the window." one.two.three.four.

on bella's birthday:
"i know-- i'll play you for it," alice suggested. "rock, paper, scissors."
jasper chuckled and edward sighed.
"why don't you just tell me who wins?" edward suggested wryly.
alice beamed. "i do. excellent."
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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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