Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

[ChristinasHeadache]

One of my favorites is on the last page of BD, when Bella is showing Edward her mind and he kisses her and then says, "Can you do it again?" and so Bella concentrates and then Edward kissed her once again and says, "Dammit."

YES YES YES!! That wasn't only funny. It was also totally scrumptious!! Can you laugh and swoon at the same time???

You can and I did!!!!

I do too... every time I read it I swoon and chuckle.

[edward4ever]

New Moon..

Bella: "What are you doing?"
Jacob: "I'm trying to keep my promise"
Bella: When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree?"

LOL, just rereading that section right now!!!

What's the page number on this one? I don't remember the situation and I'd like a good laugh!

[edward4ever]

by thron606 on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:32 pm

This is kinda funny kinda weird

In Twilight Bella faints cuz she saw and "smelled" blood but in Breaking Dawn she smells and drinks it and thinks it smells and tastes good. Whats up with that?!?!?!

I believe it's because Renesmee needs the blood. Pregnancy can make a person crave things that she has never wanted before simply because it's what the baby needs. If her body was craving salt for example (like pickles to a pregnant woman) it's because her (or the baby's) body was deficient in the chemical makeup of salt--therefore it let's her know through cravings. This is true for all cravings, for everyone.

Sooo, Nessie needed the blood and once Bella tried it she was like "Whoa, gimme more of that!!!", because her body said "YES, THAT'S IT!!!! THAT'S WHAT I NEED!!"

[edward4ever]

this is when bella is giving birth i don't know why this part is so funny to me:
"take the baby." edward said urgently
"throw it out the window." one.two.three.four.

Yes! Hilarious!!

[switzgal]

New Moon..

Bella: "What are you doing?"
Jacob: "I'm trying to keep my promise"
Bella: When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree?"

LOL, just rereading that section right now!!!

What's the page number on this one? I don't remember the situation and I'd like a good laugh!

I don't have my New Moon (coworker has it now) but it's when Jacob decided to sneak up to Bella's room after he told her they can't be friends anymore and he was going to apologize to her.

[ana;]

What's a chuckle? Like how do you do it, how does it sound?

My main language is Spanish so I have noo idea of what does it mean in Spanish exactly.. It bothers me, and Edward does it a LOT.

[edward4ever]

New Moon..

Bella: "What are you doing?"
Jacob: "I'm trying to keep my promise"
Bella: When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree?"

LOL, just rereading that section right now!!!

What's the page number on this one? I don't remember the situation and I'd like a good laugh!

I don't have my New Moon (coworker has it now) but it's when Jacob decided to sneak up to Bella's room after he told her they can't be friends anymore and he was going to apologize to her.

Found it!! Thanks switzgal! page 279 NM:

"...And then a familiar, husky voice called from the dark shape. 'Bella!' it hissed. 'Ouch! Damn it, open the window! OUCH!'...
"...'What are you doing?' I gasped.
Jacob was clinging precariously to the top of the spruce that grew in the middle of Charlie's little front yard. His weight had bowed the tree toward the house and he now swung--his legs dangling twenty feet above the ground--not a yard away from me...
"...'I'm trying to keep'--he huffed, shifting his weight as the treetop bounced him--'my promise!'...'When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree?' He snorted, unamused, swinging his legs to improve his balance. 'Get out of the way,' he ordered."

The picture in my head of this is sooo funny! I think it's funny when SM wrote "it" hissed, not "he"

[switzgal]

^^ yeah I find that some of the funniest moments in the series are between Jacob and Bella.

BD"

"I'm not gonna lie Bella, you're hideous."
"I know, I'm scary looking."
"Thing from the swamp-scary"

"I told you..."
"Did you know "I told you so " has a brother? His name is "Shut the hell up"
"Good one"

[rapidheartbeat<3twi]

What's a chuckle? Like how do you do it, how does it sound?

My main language is Spanish so I have noo idea of what does it mean in Spanish exactly.. It bothers me, and Edward does it a LOT.

A chuckle is basically a laugh, but it is generally quieter, deeper maybe.

[edward4ever]

What's a chuckle? Like how do you do it, how does it sound?

My main language is Spanish so I have noo idea of what does it mean in Spanish exactly.. It bothers me, and Edward does it a LOT.

It's a small laugh and a little smile.