Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

[Maira]

Bella: "Stupid, thieving vampire!"
Alice: "What did I do?"

Edward: "Will you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
Bella: "Do you want to do that?"

[twilight4eva]

come on bells nessie likes me too
what did u just call her?
well the name you came up with is sort of a mouthful and...
u nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster??? then i lounged at his throat


i really h8 jake at that part... i mean y did he do that and shouldnt he be apoloigizing to seth i mean if he hadnt imprinted or at least moved to jupiter after he imprinted none of dis would have happened


hmmmm i love the whole y is bella the only one to fite against werewolves and i love that she lounges at him too it make me laugh

[uniqueTWILIGHTfan]

I love the part in BD when Rose gets Jacob something to eat and she forms the bowl into a dog dish!

[SpiiderMonkey]

Edward: "Will you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
Bella: "Do you want to do that?"

haha i forgot about that one, that whole part was halarious and so meaningful all at the same time.

[eliselovesedwardx]

One part where i was laughing out loud in Eclipse was when Edward and Bella were writing notes to each other in class...

Edward:"I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck not even the black box would survive"

Bella: "So lets say my bad luck did crash the plane what exactly were you going to do about it?

Edward: "Why is the plane crashing"

Bella: "The pilots are passed out drunk:

Edward: "Easy. I'd fly the plane."

Bella: "Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth"

Edward: "I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall and jump. Then i'd run to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history"



soooo funny. gotta loooove that boy.

I LOVE this scene! it is soooo funny!

And Emmett in BD after Bella and Edward come back from their first hunt:
(Page 441-442)
Edward: "...She held her breath...ran away"
Emmett: "Whoa! Seriously!?"
Bella: "...Where I growled at him"
Emmett: "Did ya get in a coupe of good swipes?"
Bella: "No! Of course not!"
Emmett: "No? Not really? You didn't attack him?"
Bella: "Emmett!"
Emmett: Aw, what a waste, and here you're probably the one person who could take him - since he can't get in your head to cheat-and you had a perfecctly good excuse, too. I've been dying to see how he does wihtout that advantage."

Ok..So it's not actually htat funny but I think it is..

Actually just anytime Emmett is involved

[seniortwilighter]

I also smiled after the transformation when Bella got a little "enthusiastic" and Edward says "ow".

[!NF!N!Te*P@R@DoX]

Okay, the most hi-lar-i-ous moments......

My two faves are the beginning of JB's POV, when Paul is mooching on the Doritos(I dont blame him, Doritos are yummi!!!) I also loved it when Bella freaked over him imprinting on "Nessie"

Not as memorable, but still funny, I can't help but smile at the conversation that happened between EC and JB while JB was snuggling with the freezing Bella. It was funny how disgusted Edward was by jacobs fantasies!

The third book was probably the saddest and most action-packed, the first the most intriguing, the second the most bland(its average compared to the rest) and the last the funniest and most romantic(more adult romance)

!NF!N!TE*P@R@DoX

[LifeLoveSocks]

Okay, the most hi-lar-i-ous moments......

My two faves are the beginning of JB's POV, when Paul is mooching on the Doritos(I dont blame him, Doritos are yummi!!!) I also loved it when Bella freaked over him imprinting on "Nessie"

Not as memorable, but still funny, I can't help but smile at the conversation that happened between EC and JB while JB was snuggling with the freezing Bella. It was funny how disgusted Edward was by jacobs fantasies!

The third book was probably the saddest and most action-packed, the first the most intriguing, the second the most bland(its average compared to the rest) and the last the funniest and most romantic(more adult romance)

!NF!N!TE*P@R@DoX

I loved the part where Jacob called her Nessie, that was pretty funny

And poor Edward! having to deal with Jacob's fantasies haha!

[bengCullen]

Lots of funny moments in the books, but one of my favorite is in Eclipse, when Bella ditches Alice and went to LaPush. She spent a few hours with Jacob and it was a sunny day. She was heading back home and feeling good about her accomplishment when out of nowhere, she saw a shinny car in her rear view mirror and she said "oh crap", she panicked but decided to go to Angela's house to avoid Edward.

[slightly_torn_page]

Loved Bella's line in TW during breakfast before going to meet the Cullens.

"What's for breakfast," I asked pleasantly.
"Er, I"m not sure. What would you like?"
"That's all right. I fend for myself pretty well. Watch me hunt."
I found a bowl and box of cereal.