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Because we always wonder what goes on Twilight world. This thread will be run like the Twilight Advice Colum. Have fun with it, here is the first post it on the board:


Bella,
You seriously need to go shopping with me!
Alice

YAY! First post!

OK...let's see..

Esme,
We may need another house..
This one may have been demolished by a..hurricane..of sorts..
Emmett

nice elise!

(before bella swam became bella cullen)

edward,
get some milk, ham and cheese.
bella

ps. dont forget the eggs.

Humans are friends, not food!
You heard me, Jasper. If I can't snack, you can't.
-Emmett

dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:Humans are friends, not food!
You heard me, Jasper. If I can't snack, you can't.
-Emmett

I laughed so ****** hard!

Alice-
Stop dressing me up on your computer... And giving the printouts to Edward...
-Bella

dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:Humans are friends, not food!
You heard me, Jasper. If I can't snack, you can't.
-Emmett

Nice!!

(Just before Edward and Bella go to the meadow)
Edward~
Remember: Do not eat Bella or I will eat you!
~Alice

dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:Humans are friends, not food!
You heard me, Jasper. If I can't snack, you can't.
-Emmett

LMAO

Carlisle,
We're out of band-aids,
Could you please bring some home from the hospital?
Bella's bound to need them.
~Edward

Those past posts are the funniest ever.


Rose,

Don't forget Bella's coming over today.
She already thinks you don't like her.
So be nice!!!

~Edward

Nice Shannon!

Emmett and Rose:
We're going away for the weekend, please try not to damage the house too much while we're gone!
And Emmett: Put away Alice's clothes please!
~Esme

eliselovesedwardx wrote: Emmett and Rose:
We're going away for the weekend, please try not to damage the house too much while we're gone!
And Emmett: Put away Alice's clothes please!
~Esme

Nice! Cross dressing!

Jacob,
Don't ever throw food at me again. I will throw you out!
-Rosalie