You know you've read too much Twilight when

[vampluv78]

Me and my five yr old sis r being the same thing for halloween this year (I'm 14) and when people ask i say I'm being a mythilogical vampire and they say 'mythilogical'
and than you say well I'm pretty sure its going to be sunny and my mom would kill me if i tried to be a real vampire.

I got alot of strange looks. i dont care though

[mlola619]

Me and my five yr old sis r being the same thing for halloween this year (I'm 14) and when people ask i say I'm being a mythilogical vampire and they say 'mythilogical'
and than you say well I'm pretty sure its going to be sunny and my mom would kill me if i tried to be a real vampire.

I got alot of strange looks. i dont care though

rooflll! that was awesome!! XD

[Shemxy_Vampire]

When you rename your cat "Edward" just because your other cat's name is Bella (and has been WAY before the books were even published)

When you start naming random kangaroos after the cullens.

When you log onto msn and the first thing your friend says to you is "Hi...plz dont mention twilight"

When your turn into a major scab to get money for the convention.

When you read fanfiction all through your lunchbreak.

When you get the movie trailer on your i-pod.

[RachelCullenxX]

When you get the movie trailer on your i-pod.

I have all three!

[skylarblue]

When you throw out random quotes and no one around you gets them but you end up laughing histerically.

[RachelCullenxX]

When you throw out random quotes and no one around you gets them but you end up laughing histerically.

OME! I do this all the time!!! I get the weirdest looks from people...

skylarblue I love your banner! It's amazing!

[skylarblue]

When you throw out random quotes and no one around you gets them but you end up laughing histerically.

OME! I do this all the time!!! I get the weirdest looks from people...

skylarblue I love your banner! It's amazing!

Isn't it so frustrating, that no one gets the jokes or the quotes but I'm so use to entertaining myself with random thoughts. I can just think of something and start laughing and everyone around me is starting to think that I should be committed. Now that I'm almost done with my second read of the series, I find myself saying more Twilight related things and it just cracks me up that no one has a bloody clue as to what I'm talking about but thanks to the Lex, I don't feel so crazy.

It's fun.

Thanks for the compliment.

[ILY_E.C_4EVA]

When you throw out random quotes and no one around you gets them but you end up laughing histerically.

OME! I do this all the time!!! I get the weirdest looks from people...

skylarblue I love your banner! It's amazing!

Isn't it so frustrating, that no one gets the jokes or the quotes but I'm so use to entertaining myself with random thoughts. I can just think of something and start laughing and everyone around me is starting to think that I should be committed. Now that I'm almost done with my second read of the series, I find myself saying more Twilight related things and it just cracks me up that no one has a bloody clue as to what I'm talking about but thanks to the Lex, I don't feel so crazy.

It's fun.

Thanks for the compliment.

I have to admit i do it to and i even got one of my friends obsessed (i no how wonderful am I?)
It was cold and about 9 of us were sitting on a bench and i say look we are all huddle together like penguins and then my friend blurts out lovely and then...hysterical laughter and odd looks

also
you made a complete twilight file with avatars (200), a cullen family tree, a massive list of these, fanart, fanfics, movie stuff etc.
You cry when Edward left Bella in New Moon
You wanted to punch Jacob out when he kissed Bella
You wanted to punch Jacob out again the second time Jacob kissed Bella
You hyperventilate every time you look at the picture of a cullen car LOL
You write E.C. on your frhand in your freakishly permanent pen and hope it doesn’t come off. (yes i no this is sad)
You say ‘Oh my Edward’ instead of god/goodness/gosh (or any other of the characters take your pick)
You say shut the Edward up
You say ‘Oh My Flipping Edward’
You say ‘What the Edward’ instead of wtf
You get all giddy whenever you or someone else mentions something that has to do with them [yeah I said giddy; and when you, yourself mention something.
Inanimate objects related to Twilight in some way make you think of it every time you see it [ex: apple.]
You can never relate the world "dazzling" to anything else other than Edward.
When ever you see a Cullen Car you immediatly take out your phone and start taking photos
You don't even find this list crazy at all!

try this website
http://www.freewebs.com/edwardvampire/haveocd.htm

[moon.cherry.twilite]

When you think that Google Alerts is some sort of conspiracy because they keep sending you links to negative reviews of Twilight.
Seriously, I got one today that was just VICIOUS SLANDER.

And...when you think that the reason that Abercrombie and Fitch discontinued their line of "I had a nightmare that I was a brunette" shirts was because they found out what Edward's preferences are.

Then you had a nightmare that you were a blonde.

When you demand that every person who passes you watch the Twilight trailer on your iPod.

When you consider yourself to have superhuman restraint as good as Bella's because you managed to sit behind two girls who were discussing Twilight on the bus, and didn't interrupt or butt in to their conversation for a whole ten minutes.

You considered the above to be worse than torture.

[natasha64]

you buy "eclipse" gum because of the name