Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
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Caius: "Renesmee you say? Shes precious! Where's Gianna? I want one!!!"
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Bella: Not tonight, Edward. I have a headache.
Quil (to Jacob): EEEWWW! You imprinted on a BABY?!
Rosalie (deep in thought): I think the BMW is just a little too showy for me. I want something a little more...sensible.
Aro (breathing heavily through his hands over his mouth): Jane...I AM your father!...BAHAHAHA!
Bella (putting down her well-worn copy of Pride and Prejudice): Ugh, boys in books are just SO much better!
Quil (to Jacob): EEEWWW! You imprinted on a BABY?!
Rosalie (deep in thought): I think the BMW is just a little too showy for me. I want something a little more...sensible.
Aro (breathing heavily through his hands over his mouth): Jane...I AM your father!...BAHAHAHA!
Bella (putting down her well-worn copy of Pride and Prejudice): Ugh, boys in books are just SO much better!
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Emmett: Rosalie, I'm sick and tired of your materialistic crap. Its really been TOO long. I'm gonna find a human girl like Edward. -trots off-
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Lol!! That's great...edwardlikeshaystacks wrote:Emmett: Rosalie, I'm sick and tired of your materialistic crap. Its really been TOO long. I'm gonna find a human girl like Edward. -trots off-
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Aro (to Marcus): Why... so... serious?
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Jane: Oh come on, Felix! You promised me a piggyback ride! Don't make me smile at you.
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Alec: (sighing) I'm off to the hospital. They have ten transplants they need to do today, and the anaestheologist is out.
Demitri: (burps loudly)
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Alice: (sitting at the computer, wailing)
Carlisle: Alice! What's wrong?
Alice: The market's in trouble! Stocks are plummeting! If this continues, I'm going to have to (gasps) stop shopping! (wails again)
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Jane: Oh come on, Felix! You promised me a piggyback ride! Don't make me smile at you.
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Alec: (sighing) I'm off to the hospital. They have ten transplants they need to do today, and the anaestheologist is out.
Demitri: (burps loudly)
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Alice: (sitting at the computer, wailing)
Carlisle: Alice! What's wrong?
Alice: The market's in trouble! Stocks are plummeting! If this continues, I'm going to have to (gasps) stop shopping! (wails again)
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Jacob: I think I'm gratuitously half-naked too much, I'm worried it's starting to bother Bella.
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Edward puts down the book he's reading and turns toward Bella, his face thoughtful.
Edward: I can really relate to this character in this story.
Bella glances toward Edward.
Bella: What character?
Edward: Cedric from Harry Potter. A seventeen year old boy who had his life cut too short, the girls all loved him. How could I not see myself in him?
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Renesmee: Mom, Dad ... I've given it a lot of thought. I've decided to change my name. Yes, I'm an original in every sense of the word from my species to my name. And I like it, but I just figured if I'm going to have a name that reminds people of a mythic creature I'd have one that I actually like. So, from here on out I want to be known as either Sassy or B-Foot.
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Edward puts down the book he's reading and turns toward Bella, his face thoughtful.
Edward: I can really relate to this character in this story.
Bella glances toward Edward.
Bella: What character?
Edward: Cedric from Harry Potter. A seventeen year old boy who had his life cut too short, the girls all loved him. How could I not see myself in him?
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Renesmee: Mom, Dad ... I've given it a lot of thought. I've decided to change my name. Yes, I'm an original in every sense of the word from my species to my name. And I like it, but I just figured if I'm going to have a name that reminds people of a mythic creature I'd have one that I actually like. So, from here on out I want to be known as either Sassy or B-Foot.
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Lol!JenTheWriter wrote:
Edward puts down the book he's reading and turns toward Bella, his face thoughtful.
Edward: I can really relate to this character in this story.
Bella glances toward Edward.
Bella: What character?
Edward: Cedric from Harry Potter. A seventeen year old boy who had his life cut too short, the girls all loved him. How could I not see myself in him?
It's funny because it's true!List, Gnat ♥
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rosalie to emmett- come on honey we are going to buy a new bed... cause i need my beauty sleep....
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Jacob: Hey Edward, you wanna go see rise of the Lycans?
.::.
Bella is in Edward's room for the first time...
Bella:
Wow...you have so many records... 
Edward:
Bella: I'm gonna buy you an Ipod.
Edward:
I know there not very funny....gimme a minute to come back with some more
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Bella is in Edward's room for the first time...
Bella:
Wow...you have so many records... Edward:
Bella: I'm gonna buy you an Ipod.
Edward:
I know there not very funny....gimme a minute to come back with some more
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Edward Watching Telivision...
Edward:Alright! I think I have it down!
.....starts exercising....
Edward:Bend and snap! Bend and Snap!
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Emmett: Rose, do you think these pants make my butt look big?
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Alice: Woah! I didn't see that coming!
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Bella: Alice, let's go shopping, i hear there's a sale at your favorite store!!
Alice: i'm not in the mood.
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Quil: Gosh Claire! Leave me alone!
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Jacob: I'm not coming in contact of Nessie! That rigid sea monster!
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Carlisle: esme, you want to go for some drinks?
Esme: Sure! I hear there's a concert in Port angeles!
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Edward:Alright! I think I have it down!
.....starts exercising....
Edward:Bend and snap! Bend and Snap!
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Emmett: Rose, do you think these pants make my butt look big?
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Alice: Woah! I didn't see that coming!
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Bella: Alice, let's go shopping, i hear there's a sale at your favorite store!!
Alice: i'm not in the mood.
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Quil: Gosh Claire! Leave me alone!
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Jacob: I'm not coming in contact of Nessie! That rigid sea monster!
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Carlisle: esme, you want to go for some drinks?
Esme: Sure! I hear there's a concert in Port angeles!
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