Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
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Edward farts and laughs.
Bella: "GROSS ED! I thought you were a gentleman!"
Edward: "What, even a vampire has to let gas out! Besides gas x isn't strong enough for vampires!"
Charlie: "Does anyone have any Rogaine?"
Bella: "GROSS ED! I thought you were a gentleman!"
Edward: "What, even a vampire has to let gas out! Besides gas x isn't strong enough for vampires!"
Charlie: "Does anyone have any Rogaine?"
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Renee: Charlie, things aren't going so well with Phil and I. Were getting a divorce. Do you think you could let me back into your life?
Charlie: Oh Renee!! Yes, I love you.
Renee: Love you too.
I know it would NEVER happen. But wouldnt THAT have put a strange twist to the story????
Charlie: Oh Renee!! Yes, I love you.
Renee: Love you too.
I know it would NEVER happen. But wouldnt THAT have put a strange twist to the story????
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hahahhah tooo funny!G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...
Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!
Bella: Oops..
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Edward: Jacob, you smell bad
Jacob: Bite Me!
Sorry It's not the best but it's all I could come up with.
Jacob: Bite Me!
Sorry It's not the best but it's all I could come up with.
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Oooooh! I wanna play!
Bella: So, let me get this straight: The god-like adonis angel of my dreams wants to marry me, give me a free education at Dartmouth AND buy me a beautiful shiny new car. Oh Edward! How could I say no to getting everything I've ever wanted and more!
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Carlisle: About this "vegetarian" thing...yeah...APRIL FOOLS! I've been running around drinking human blood since the beginning! I've been wearing contacts! You all are IDIOTS! How could you stand all that elk??? BLECH!!!
Bella: So, let me get this straight: The god-like adonis angel of my dreams wants to marry me, give me a free education at Dartmouth AND buy me a beautiful shiny new car. Oh Edward! How could I say no to getting everything I've ever wanted and more!
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Carlisle: About this "vegetarian" thing...yeah...APRIL FOOLS! I've been running around drinking human blood since the beginning! I've been wearing contacts! You all are IDIOTS! How could you stand all that elk??? BLECH!!!
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Bella: jacob could you remove my shirt please?? ohhh and you r pants *winks*
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Aro: The whole mind-reading thing is a front. I just like touching people. Really.
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Marcus: Happy, happy, joy, joy. (bounces around giddily)
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Marcus: Happy, happy, joy, joy. (bounces around giddily)
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jasper: alice i hate you! ...
alice:i no i saw your future guess what?? i kill you hahah
alice:i no i saw your future guess what?? i kill you hahah
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Emmett: Rosalie, would you put your clothes back on? I'm trying to read!
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bella: rosalie is the ugliest person in the world... and i think she smells like fish!!
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