Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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Alice: Jasper and I are getting married again.

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human bella (right before getting it on with edward)- wait edward.... i have to pee
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Logan: If anything, she'd be like. "Another human moment, please "
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ringswraith wrote:Aro: The whole mind-reading thing is a front. I just like touching people. Really.
:lol: That's absolutely great!! :lol: I almost peed my pants...
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Alice: How many times do I have to tell you, Bella? I don't feel like shopping! :x
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Jasper to the Cullens: "I never had a power. I just made weird faces and pretended to know what was going on. I was lying to you all along."
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You guys are amazing! Those are hilarious!

Alice: "Bella it's your wedding, and I want you to be happy. Wouldn't you be more comfortable in sweats?"
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Emmett: "You aren't bringing that Swan girl back are you? Oh bollocks, she FRIGHTENS me! *Hides under table*"
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Caius: "How many times do I have to tell you NOT to bug me when Full House is on!"
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Those are great, Brittany, especially the Caius.

Rosalie: Emmet, who cares if your Jeep doesn't go over 300mph any more? Its just a car!
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^^Lol! Thanx!

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:lol:

*Jane runs into the castle looking panicked*
Jane: Master! Master!
Aro: What's wrong, Jane?
*Felix follows Jane into room, with a baby bird in his hands*
Jane: She fell out of her nest, we have to help her!
Felix: Can we keep it?
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