I read this and laughed for a minute thinking "Kibble's in bits! Kibble's in bits!"MissCullen17 wrote:well i haven't done these in a while so here it goes....
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*Bella and Renesmee walk into their cottage*
Renesmee: Mommy can i have a dog?
Bella: Why sure sweety. We'll pick up one tomorrow.
Renesmee: Yay!!
*Next Day*
Renesmee: I'll name him Kibble!!! We'll do everything together!!! He'll be the best dog Ever!!! We'll play outside all day!! It'll be the best summer Ever!!
*Next Day in the Cullen house*
Renesmee: Mommy, have you seen Kibble?
*Emmett walks in licking his fingers*
Emmett: Hmm! Hot dogs are good!!! Yummmmyyyy!!
Rensemee: MOMMY!!!!!! EMMETT ATE KIBBLE!!!!!!
Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
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[quote="debussygirl"]Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Lol, that was one of the funniest things I have ever read! I have been laughing all night. Haha.. I still am : )
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
Lol, that was one of the funniest things I have ever read! I have been laughing all night. Haha.. I still am : )
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So, I totally can't take credit for these. It's my husband who's the smarta@$ in the family.
Overheard as Mrs. Cope reads the morning announcements at Forks High School:
"And our many thanks to the Cullen Family for sponsoring this year's annual blood drive."
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At Bella, Edward and Alice's graduation party. All the Cullens are gathered outside:
Carlisle: Okay, everyone. Drinks are in the house.
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Charlie to Edward: Edward, do you know how fast you were going, son?
Overheard as Mrs. Cope reads the morning announcements at Forks High School:
"And our many thanks to the Cullen Family for sponsoring this year's annual blood drive."
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At Bella, Edward and Alice's graduation party. All the Cullens are gathered outside:
Carlisle: Okay, everyone. Drinks are in the house.
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Charlie to Edward: Edward, do you know how fast you were going, son?
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What Really Happened at Edward's Bachelor Party
Edward: Why'd you guys bring the car? We could just run to go hunt.
Jasper: Edward, Bella has neighbors. We wouldn't want them seeing.
Edward: *shrugs* Okay, whatever
They get in the car and start driving.
Edward: Um, Em, the mountain lions are that way. *points in opposite direction*
Emmett: *grins* I know.
Edward: No. No guys, we can't. We can't go there.
Jasper: Why not?
Edward: Why not?? I'm going to be married tomorrow!! I can't go there the night before I get married!
Emmett: But Jazz and I did it for our bachelor parties. You went along with it.
Edward: But that was before I met Bella. I shudder to think of going there now! How could I face her tomorrow, knowing what I'd done tonight?
Jasper: C'mon Edward, it's just a little fun.
Edward: Well, maybe we could go for a few minutes.
Emmett: I think someone needs to get in to the bachelor party spirit!!
Jasper and Emmett: *sings* I'm a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *half-heartedly* Yeah.
Jasper and Emmett: You're a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *more enthused* Yeah!
Jasper and Emmett: We're all Goofy Goobers!
Edward: *totally into it* YEAH!!!!
All 3: GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
They pull up to the parking lot and get out of the car, jumping around and screaming like crazy into Goofy Goobers.
Edward: Yeah!!! Let's go blow bubbles!!!!
Edward: Why'd you guys bring the car? We could just run to go hunt.
Jasper: Edward, Bella has neighbors. We wouldn't want them seeing.
Edward: *shrugs* Okay, whatever
They get in the car and start driving.
Edward: Um, Em, the mountain lions are that way. *points in opposite direction*
Emmett: *grins* I know.
Edward: No. No guys, we can't. We can't go there.
Jasper: Why not?
Edward: Why not?? I'm going to be married tomorrow!! I can't go there the night before I get married!
Emmett: But Jazz and I did it for our bachelor parties. You went along with it.
Edward: But that was before I met Bella. I shudder to think of going there now! How could I face her tomorrow, knowing what I'd done tonight?
Jasper: C'mon Edward, it's just a little fun.
Edward: Well, maybe we could go for a few minutes.
Emmett: I think someone needs to get in to the bachelor party spirit!!
Jasper and Emmett: *sings* I'm a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *half-heartedly* Yeah.
Jasper and Emmett: You're a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *more enthused* Yeah!
Jasper and Emmett: We're all Goofy Goobers!
Edward: *totally into it* YEAH!!!!
All 3: GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
They pull up to the parking lot and get out of the car, jumping around and screaming like crazy into Goofy Goobers.
Edward: Yeah!!! Let's go blow bubbles!!!!
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Renesmee (skipping into the room): Mommy! Daddy! Guess what! I'm getting a puppy!
Bella and Edward (flitting outside simultaneously): JACOB!
Bella and Edward (flitting outside simultaneously): JACOB!
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'We've come to build you the house you deserve'debussygirl wrote:Ty Pennington: GOOOOOD MORNING CULLEN FAMILY!!!
Cullens come out to find the Extreme Home Makeover team on their lawn.
Ty: We have been amazed at your generosity and hard work as a doctor Carlisle, so we've come to build you a house that you deserve!
Esme:
Ty: Now, as we're-
Suddenly, a large group of girls come running up with tools in their hands.
Ty: Uh-oh. WHO HIRED EMMETT'S DEMOLITION CREW??!!
That's so funny! EDC is the best
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Mike, Jacob, Edward, and Jasper stand at a bustop waiting.
Edward says, "Hey guys, did you see the new Terrace and Phillip yet?"
Mike responds, "Shut up you stupid rich vampire!"
Edward, "Well at least I'm not a fat *** like you Mike!"
"HEY! I'm not fat I'm big boned!"
Edward says, "Hey guys, did you see the new Terrace and Phillip yet?"
Mike responds, "Shut up you stupid rich vampire!"
Edward, "Well at least I'm not a fat *** like you Mike!"
"HEY! I'm not fat I'm big boned!"
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Yay for SpongeBob!!!! That is hilarious! I was wondering where this was going, but the Goofy Goober thing slays me.debussygirl wrote:What Really Happened at Edward's Bachelor Party
Edward: Why'd you guys bring the car? We could just run to go hunt.
Jasper: Edward, Bella has neighbors. We wouldn't want them seeing.
Edward: *shrugs* Okay, whatever
They get in the car and start driving.
Edward: Um, Em, the mountain lions are that way. *points in opposite direction*
Emmett: *grins* I know.
Edward: No. No guys, we can't. We can't go there.
Jasper: Why not?
Edward: Why not?? I'm going to be married tomorrow!! I can't go there the night before I get married!
Emmett: But Jazz and I did it for our bachelor parties. You went along with it.
Edward: But that was before I met Bella. I shudder to think of going there now! How could I face her tomorrow, knowing what I'd done tonight?
Jasper: C'mon Edward, it's just a little fun.
Edward: Well, maybe we could go for a few minutes.
Emmett: I think someone needs to get in to the bachelor party spirit!!
Jasper and Emmett: *sings* I'm a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *half-heartedly* Yeah.
Jasper and Emmett: You're a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *more enthused* Yeah!
Jasper and Emmett: We're all Goofy Goobers!
Edward: *totally into it* YEAH!!!!
All 3: GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
They pull up to the parking lot and get out of the car, jumping around and screaming like crazy into Goofy Goobers.
Edward: Yeah!!! Let's go blow bubbles!!!!
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----debussygirl wrote:What Really Happened at Edward's Bachelor Party
Edward: Why'd you guys bring the car? We could just run to go hunt.
Jasper: Edward, Bella has neighbors. We wouldn't want them seeing.
Edward: *shrugs* Okay, whatever
They get in the car and start driving.
Edward: Um, Em, the mountain lions are that way. *points in opposite direction*
Emmett: *grins* I know.
Edward: No. No guys, we can't. We can't go there.
Jasper: Why not?
Edward: Why not?? I'm going to be married tomorrow!! I can't go there the night before I get married!
Emmett: But Jazz and I did it for our bachelor parties. You went along with it.
Edward: But that was before I met Bella. I shudder to think of going there now! How could I face her tomorrow, knowing what I'd done tonight?
Jasper: C'mon Edward, it's just a little fun.
Edward: Well, maybe we could go for a few minutes.
Emmett: I think someone needs to get in to the bachelor party spirit!!
Jasper and Emmett: *sings* I'm a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *half-heartedly* Yeah.
Jasper and Emmett: You're a Goofy Goober!
Edward: *more enthused* Yeah!
Jasper and Emmett: We're all Goofy Goobers!
Edward: *totally into it* YEAH!!!!
All 3: GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!
They pull up to the parking lot and get out of the car, jumping around and screaming like crazy into Goofy Goobers.
Edward: Yeah!!! Let's go blow bubbles!!!!
This one. Friggin. Rocks!!! I Have to watch Spongebob now!! I love it!!! It's the funniest I've read.
Okay, I'm gonna take another crack at it.
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Edward: Hey Bella could you come here, I need you to sign something.
Bella(signing it): What is it?
Edward: My life insurance plan. I'm making you my beneficiary. So in the event that I die, you will get all of my worldly possessions.
Bella: Are you serious?
Edward: Yes. What's the problem?
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Bella: Hey Charlie did you see Stpehanie Meyer sitting over there?
Charlie:No, but i love her books.
Bella: Pfft falling in love with a vampire what a load of rubbish that would never happen...
Charlie:No, but i love her books.
Bella: Pfft falling in love with a vampire what a load of rubbish that would never happen...