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by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:30 am
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 23009

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

My old friend how are you? Still eating your odd little diet? How you can stand that I don’t know. Why don’t we catch up while going out for a little snack. There are some delightful women over in the Halfway House thread. or maybe those Mods....clearly they have been deleting the large volumes of ...
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:26 am
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 23009

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Now then, dear boy, there’s no need to be testy. No one is threatening you or your delightful family. I merely wish to renew my fondest invitation to you all. The tickets are open-ended, so you can use them when you like. Are you quite certain that your charming daughter wouldn’t enjoy a holiday in...
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:18 am
Forum: In the Twilight Zone
Topic: Team Onion Skin: A place for Aro adoration
Replies: 12
Views: 4466

Re: Team Onion Skin: A place for Aro adoration

Dear Alice, so thoughtful. Hello my darlings. I am distressed to see that there are only two pages devoted to me and yet that Patterson boy has 7 threads of women nattering on and on about headboards and other such horrors. Clearly those mods are deleting all the posts devoted to me. In lieu of app...
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:10 am
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 23009

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Sadly no.

I feel certain that when you have spent some time with us you will want to stay.
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:09 am
Forum: In the Twilight Zone
Topic: Meal Suggestion Box
Replies: 103
Views: 17058

Re: Meal Suggestion Box

No suggestions? The Cullens have neglected to provide proper snacks for this birthday bash. Surely there must be something worthy of my attention. I am quite thirsty after my trip
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:07 am
Forum: In the Twilight Zone
Topic: Societa segreta ~ Team Volturi
Replies: 432
Views: 27715

Re: Societa segreta ~ Team Volturi

Hello my darlings. I am so glad to see there are still places devoted to the worship of me
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:01 am
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 23009

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

How lovely. Well, I’ll just have to wait. I’m sure I’ll find many amusements here among your delicious users. I have brought you a gift of course. I know you will delight in its use. I have come to invite you and your charming little family to visit us in Volterra. I'm sure you will want to bring d...
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:58 am
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Rob's Halfway House -- #8
Replies: 1998
Views: 67819

Re: Rob's Halfway House -- #8

Why my darlings are you all still here discussing Mr. Patterson? Don't you ever tire? I would ask you take my hand and show me how what has been happening in the months since I last graced you with my presence but alas I suspect not much has changed around here. I'm delighted to again be in your pr...
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:49 am
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 23009

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Ah yes, well. I understand how easily these things go astray in the post these days. And indeed the Italian postal service has always been, shall we say, a trifle erratic.

And where is dear Renesmee? And your oh-so-talented and charming wife....
by The Real Aro
Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:43 am
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 23009

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Ah....my dear boy, so kind of you to invite me once again to this lovely little site to celebrate your milestone. It seems like just yesterday I was here to give my birthday greetings to your lovely wife . Your members are so charming and inviting (and tasty). Last time I was here I remember they s...