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by The Real Emmett Cullen
Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:13 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Ask Edward Anything
Replies: 37
Views: 6905

Re: Ask Edward Anything

7. Renesmee is just a few months shy of her 5th birthday. But to the unknowing eye she looks like a 13 year old human. A fantastically beautiful 13 year old human. Which makes me start to worry again. Sigh... I hate to tell you this, bro, but your little girl doesn't look 13. Maybe to you she does,...
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:02 pm
Forum: In the Twilight Zone
Topic: Twilight Fanfiction Discussion Thread 2
Replies: 1883
Views: 87780

Re: Twilight Fanfiction Discussion Thread 2

NO WAY! They write this stuff about Ed and Bella?? REALLY?!?!

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Wait until I tell Bella! She's gonna crawl under the floor. I bet she even manages to blush!
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by The Real Emmett Cullen
Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:50 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 17857

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted as Emmett Happy Birthday, bro! Whoa, look at all the gifts! Damn, I need someone to write a book about me and Rosie! Hey, Alice said she'd be along soon, she just needed to hide a crowbar or something. You know, for an old guy, you look good. Really, you do. You still look like a young kid; ...
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:03 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style
Replies: 11
Views: 3227

Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Welcome to my little birthday party game! Around the Cullen house, Chuck Norris jokes are pretty popular. So, I thought we should have a game based on them. This game is based on a combination of the Lex’s Who Would Win game (check it out here )and the Chuck Norris jokes that make everyone cringe a...
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:22 pm
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Why are you happy
Replies: 1034
Views: 26212

Re: Why are you happy

I'm just happy. It's a thing with me.
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:18 pm
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Gutter Guys & Gals : Full Moon Baking
Replies: 1618
Views: 41139

Re: Gutter Guys & Gals : Full Moon Baking

Ooooh, I think Bella was much more grabby than Edward in the kiss scene. BTW, in the book, that wasn’t the chicken enchiladas with refried beans night, was it? Maybe that was why he was way over in the rocking chair the next morning. :oops: Deliberately, I took a deep breath, and then another, lett...
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:05 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!
Replies: 61
Views: 23657

Re: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!

Emmett, there is a mind reading vampire around here who happens to know a lot of secrets that you might not like shared. Leave my daughter alone. Secrets? What secrets? What you see is what you get. Edward knows he hasn't heard anything I'm not willing to say out loud. But ok, Mama Bear. I'll leave...
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:00 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!
Replies: 61
Views: 23657

Re: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!

*In a not-so-quiet whisper* Someone needs to tell Renee that Nessie likes dogs a lot better. :lol: Rosalie thinks Nessie would like this better. But I suppose all the pink is just what a 4 year old girl likes. ;) Come on Nessie, hold my hand going up the stairs. You're not quite big enough to do it...
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:18 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!
Replies: 61
Views: 23657

Re: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!

See, Nessie, your gift from me and Rose is just so awesome I have to show it to you again. It's not electronic music, but I bet you would love... THIS!! It's a Taylor Swift concert! http://cdn2.mog.com/wikipedia/5422144/TaylorSwift0015.jpg Feel good about the world, Baby-girl, cause you get to rock...
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:17 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!
Replies: 91
Views: 15341

Re: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!

Aw, Nessie-girl, don't be sad! Aunt Rosie will go get Jasper!

We brought you some amazing stuff! Go over to the Presents Thread and take a look!