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by The Real Jacob Black
Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Ask Edward Anything
Replies: 37
Views: 6868

Re: Ask Edward Anything

I hate to tell you this, bro, but your little girl doesn't look 13. Maybe to you she does, but to the rest of us, she's looking more like a teen. Take a good long look, those are curves she's gettin'. Trust me, Jacob sees her at 15. maybe even 16. Of course, you probably don't want to know that. Te...
by The Real Jacob Black
Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:44 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 17763

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Tennyo! What are you doing giving your crowbar to Edward! You shoulda saved it for my birthday. I would be happy to wack Edward for you.....even if he's not misbehaving. I wouldnt waste your special crowbar on Blondie. Though it's a fun thought, Corona.
by The Real Jacob Black
Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:31 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!
Replies: 68
Views: 17763

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Hi Edward. Happy Birthday. Aside from the few spats we've had over the past several months, it's been a good year. So, based on the prompting of your brother, I've gotten you a gift we can all work on, and maybe give to someone who actually needs gifts. http://kwwl.images.worldnow.com/images/146817...
by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:59 pm
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Who Would Win #12
Replies: 904
Views: 25990

Re: Who Would Win #12

marielle wrote:
The Real Jacob Black wrote:It's Nessie's wedding. She'll choose her own dress!
Yeah right, like Alice hasn't have one yet... ;)

Well then maybe the question should be who will win Alice or ME!
by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:50 pm
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Who Would Win #12
Replies: 904
Views: 25990

Re: Who Would Win #12

marielle wrote:Alice, You win anytime...
though I have to say Aro is funny....

www, choosing Nessie's wedding dress, Alice or Bella.
It's Nessie's wedding. She'll choose her own dress!
by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:42 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!
Replies: 61
Views: 23538

Re: Gifts for the Birthday Girls!

I'm kinda embarrassed by my gifts since I think everyone did such a better job than me, but here goes... For you Nessie , a beautiful picnic which you always wanted. I wanted to take you on the right day. Bells , I know that you and Edward like to go camping frequently. I noticed your camping stuff...
by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:06 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!
Replies: 91
Views: 15279

Re: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!

Sure, sure. Dr. Cullen, I know that we've all been through a lot. You know, the whole chasing the red head, the army of new borns, plus the birth of Nessie, but hey I'm still a shape shifter, right? I can't help but feel that way. Of course, you should know my sense of humor. I forgot to add the "j...
by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:50 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!
Replies: 91
Views: 15279

Re: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!

Kate wrote: I swear to not give her any electric shock! I will keep my energy for Emmett or the werewolf... :twisted:
*Shudders* Well, maybe save it for Emmett. I certainly haven't done anything stupid...yet.
by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:46 pm
Forum: Lights, Camera, Action...5,6,7,8
Topic: Vampire Diaries --TV series
Replies: 685
Views: 39627

Re: Vampire Diaries --TV series

I heard there was a dude playing a werewolf on this show, is that true? Honestly, I only watch this show with Nessie since it's her favorite tv show now. Plus, I think the gal Nina who plays Kat is pretty hot.
by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:37 pm
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Current status, mood, etc.
Replies: 1568
Views: 31662

Re: Current status, mood, etc.

Mood: Worried
Status: I'm not sure if the gals will like my presents. So far all the gifts they received are better than mine.