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by The Real Jacob Black
Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:32 pm
Forum: Celebrating Each Year of Eternity
Topic: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!
Replies: 91
Views: 20923

Re: Birthday Wishes for Renesmee and Bella!

I hate to say this, but the cold bloodsucker from Texas is right. [/b] *Jasper smiles at Jake.* Dude, quit creeping me out. You don't need to do your voodoo on me. Go find your pixie, she's here somewhere. Why was I here...? Oh yeah: Happy Birthday to my two favorite girls in the whole wide world!
by The Real Jacob Black
Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:05 pm
Forum: Communing With the Pack
Topic: Request a Topic **SPOILER FREE ZONE**
Replies: 184
Views: 48795

Re: Request a Topic

Dude, that's just too creepy. *Light bulb goes off in his head* Can you help me convince Nessie to want something that won't cost me a leg and an arm? Like one of those Zhu Zhu pets I keep hearing about?
by The Real Jacob Black
Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:47 pm
Forum: In the Twilight Zone
Topic: Alice's Party Planning Committee - Round #4
Replies: 760
Views: 49411

Re: Alice's Party Planning Committee - Round #4

Wait. You're proposing we do two parties? Which means I need to buy two gifts. *Takes out wallet* Oh crap, I only have $25 on me and Billy refused to up my allowance. That's barely going to cover Nessie's gift. Someone spot me $50. *Everyone looks away* What? It's not my fault Bella and Nessie are ...
by The Real Jacob Black
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:39 pm
Forum: The New Kid in Town
Topic: Alphie -- that's me!!!!
Replies: 81
Views: 27738

Re: Alphie

Hey, I remember you! *Says in a sexy voice* Were you the one who wanted to have my puppies? Ouch! *Looks disapprovingly at Bella* What was that for? *Bella tells Jake that it was someone else not Alphie* Oh I see. :oops: *Drops a huge birthday gift in front of Alphie* Well, er..happy birthday Alphi...
by The Real Jacob Black
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:30 pm
Forum: The Cullen Basement
Topic: Adult Thread--Rob's Halfway House 5
Replies: 1988
Views: 70819

Re: Adult Thread--Rob's Halfway House 5

Oh, and hello Jacob. What on earth are you doing here? I wouldn't have thought this was your scene exactly. You know, this is one of the very rare time where I actually agree with you, Eddie. But as you can see, Bella put me through this. I didn't come here voluntarily and I'll never step here agai...
by The Real Jacob Black
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:27 pm
Forum: The Cullen Basement
Topic: Teen Thread 6 -- Ages 13-19 [Tweens are welcome]
Replies: 2003
Views: 69762

Re: Teen Thread -- Ages 13-19 [Tweens are welcome]

She's doing quite well actually. Thanks for asking.
by The Real Jacob Black
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:26 pm
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Current status, mood, etc.
Replies: 1568
Views: 49620

Re: Current status, mood, etc.

*Walks toward a bucket of ice sitting on the kitchen counter* Actually, they do. A real man is someone who has warmth and don't sparkle in the sun. *Turns on hot water* Wait, a second, you've NEVER been with a real man before have you? Oh, no! We just used up our last bag of ice. *Snaps fingers*
by The Real Jacob Black
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:17 pm
Forum: The Cullen Basement
Topic: Teen Thread 6 -- Ages 13-19 [Tweens are welcome]
Replies: 2003
Views: 69762

Re: Teen Thread -- Ages 13-19 [Tweens are welcome]

Bella, you're SO not a teen! Why do you keep trying to fake it? Everyone knows you became a vamp and vamp don't age. They can have babies, apparently, but can't age. *Looks confused* Yeah, see. It's SO much easier hating bloodsuckers than trying to understand them.
by The Real Jacob Black
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:13 pm
Forum: Flight to Phoenix
Topic: Current status, mood, etc.
Replies: 1568
Views: 49620

Re: Current status, mood, etc.

I'd rather like partying actually. I can't tell if you're excited or not. You always talk like a 2 year old. I'd rather howl like a man than sound like Tinkerbell.
by The Real Jacob Black
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:07 pm
Forum: The Cullen Basement
Topic: Adult Thread--Rob's Halfway House 5
Replies: 1988
Views: 70819

Re: Adult Thread--Rob's Halfway House 5

Hey, mini-bloodsucker, I mean vamp! Would you stop running around? Bella asked me to ask you if you know where you put the birthday candles? *Looks around and finds himself alone on the thread* Where did she go? Gah! P.S. I may not be this Rob Pattinson guy, but *looks around at the Rob images ever...