There were way too many quotes in BD that were really really funny, I don't have time to go and sift through the whole book, though...
I liked when Bella was in the ballet studio, after the attack, and the Cullens were there. (Excerpt from the book...)
"My hand hurts," I tried to tell him.
"I know, Bella. Carlisle will give you something, it will stop."
"My hand is burning!" I screamed, finally breaking through the last of the darkness, my eyes fluttering open. I couldn't see his face, something dark and warm was clouding my eyes. Why couldn't they see the fire and put it out?
His voice was frightened. "Bella?"
"The fire! Someone stop the fire!" I screamed as it burned me.
(Taken from pg. 454, Twilight, Stephenie Meyer)
Hahaha i dont know why i found that so funny but i did.. just picturing a hysterical Bella. I don't know maybe i'm sickminded