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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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thron606 wrote:This is kinda funny kinda weird

In Twilight Bella faints cuz she saw and "smelled" blood but in Breaking Dawn she smells and drinks it and thinks it smells and tastes good. Whats up with that?!?!?! :o

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lol the bendy straw like thats going to make drinking blood better lol
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MrsTaylorLautner212 wrote:I know that all of jakes blonde jokes were old and corny, but I swear, the "Blonde with a brain....a golden retriever..." just about killed me!!! I was reading when i wasnt supposed to be in class...and I read that part and started BUSTING OUT LAUGHING and everyone stared at me and was like "That creepy reading girl in the back of the room belongs in an insane assylum.." (I could totally tell that's what they were thinking) and the teacher was like "Exscuse me, is there something you find funny that you'd like to share with the class?". I said "No, there's blonde's in this class." And my friend sitting next to me who loves twilight cracked up....we both got detention.
I would have been in detention right there with you.
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I enjoyed Jacob's blonde jokes and his chapter title a lot!! One thing I thought was funny was the whole Edward/Jacob altercation after the kiss! It just made me smile to see Edward defending her so heartily and Jacob taking in a very Jacob fashion, kind of non chalant. That was one of my favorite parts.
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I absolutely LOVED when Rosalie made a mixing bowl into a dog dish for Jacob. HILARIOUS!!!
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I loved the morning after (Pt. 2) of their intimacy when she sobbed the night before and wanted/needed Edward to make love to her and he finally gave in and the next day, she asked "How much trouble am I in"?
Edward - "Heaps". He wanted to know what her dream was about and she said"Well, I kind of showed you".
Edward - ""Blinks" - 'Oh.'

That was pretty funny to me.
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There were way too many quotes in BD that were really really funny, I don't have time to go and sift through the whole book, though...
I liked when Bella was in the ballet studio, after the attack, and the Cullens were there. (Excerpt from the book...)
"My hand hurts," I tried to tell him.
"I know, Bella. Carlisle will give you something, it will stop."
"My hand is burning!" I screamed, finally breaking through the last of the darkness, my eyes fluttering open. I couldn't see his face, something dark and warm was clouding my eyes. Why couldn't they see the fire and put it out?
His voice was frightened. "Bella?"
"The fire! Someone stop the fire!" I screamed as it burned me.
(Taken from pg. 454, Twilight, Stephenie Meyer)


Hahaha i dont know why i found that so funny but i did.. just picturing a hysterical Bella. I don't know maybe i'm sickminded :D
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On of my favorite Twilight Saga Moments would have to be after the second time Edward and Bella made love or what not when he made the bed post all bent out of shape. I dont know why but its just SO FUNNY :? . My friend and I laugh over that over and over again.

Maybe its becuase he distroyed the furniture... :D
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(E.C.Is.Mine) wrote:There were way too many quotes in BD that were really really funny, I don't have time to go and sift through the whole book, though...
I liked when Bella was in the ballet studio, after the attack, and the Cullens were there. (Excerpt from the book...)
"My hand hurts," I tried to tell him.
"I know, Bella. Carlisle will give you something, it will stop."
"My hand is burning!" I screamed, finally breaking through the last of the darkness, my eyes fluttering open. I couldn't see his face, something dark and warm was clouding my eyes. Why couldn't they see the fire and put it out?
His voice was frightened. "Bella?"
"The fire! Someone stop the fire!" I screamed as it burned me.
(Taken from pg. 454, Twilight, Stephenie Meyer)


Hahaha i dont know why i found that so funny but i did.. just picturing a hysterical Bella. I don't know maybe i'm sickminded :D
:o Yeah, that was a little funny, till they realized she'd been bitten.

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Re: Funniest Twilight Saga Moments

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(E.C.Is.Mine) wrote:There were way too many quotes in BD that were really really funny, I don't have time to go and sift through the whole book, though...
I liked when Bella was in the ballet studio, after the attack, and the Cullens were there. (Excerpt from the book...)
"My hand hurts," I tried to tell him.
"I know, Bella. Carlisle will give you something, it will stop."
"My hand is burning!" I screamed, finally breaking through the last of the darkness, my eyes fluttering open. I couldn't see his face, something dark and warm was clouding my eyes. Why couldn't they see the fire and put it out?
His voice was frightened. "Bella?"
"The fire! Someone stop the fire!" I screamed as it burned me.
(Taken from pg. 454, Twilight, Stephenie Meyer)


Hahaha i dont know why i found that so funny but i did.. just picturing a hysterical Bella. I don't know maybe i'm sickminded :D
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