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mlola619 wrote:^^ one of her short-movies that i thought was HILARIOUS was "Cutlass" it's not really a movie, it's kind of a 30 minutes short film directed by Kate Hudson. Anyway Kristen plays a teenage version of the mom in the film, and she's hilarious, anyone who doesn't really see the comedy Kristen can portray should check it out- i must admit i almost fell out of my chair laughing at the end....


Part One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkOZbpeeHU
Part Two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pokWR_AIL8&feature=user
Part Three: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWGTZpkIiI&feature=user

ok, i watched these clips, and none of it was that funny. in fact, most of it wasn't even funny enough for a twitch of a smile... but, at any rate, i agree that the hospital scene should be in the movie, and the initial introduction/explanation of edward... and probably a bunch of other stuff that i've basically forgotten because i haven't read twilight (the first book, not the series in general) since may, and i read through it quickly the first time...

Hm... well.

I can say this... they've made Edward a little snippier in the movie. He's not as romanticized, which is nice... he acts more like a teenage boy (but not totally, you can so tell he's a vampire). A lot of really great lines have been transformed, but they are still good. And some new, even more hilarious ones have been added.

All I can say is you wont be disappointed.

That's all I can say

missjulie wrote:Hm... well.

I can say this... they've made Edward a little
snippier in the movie. He's not as romanticized, which is nice... he
acts more like a teenage boy (but not totally, you can so tell
he's a vampire). A lot of really great lines have been
transformed, but they are still good. And some new, even more
hilarious ones have been added.

All I can say is you wont be disappointed.

That's all I can say

Have you seen it already??? It kinda sounds like you have, based on what you're saying, or is it just the stuff they've released so far? If you have seen it, this is my face right now:

def want the line about exactly my brand of heroine-- i thought that whole secene (after re-reading twilight) was really ammusing, to see edward struggle to discribe what bella's blood is like. LOVED it! and stupid shinny volvo owner should also be a must =)

I don't know why, but I would love to hear Jessica's line "Edward Cullen is staring at you" because I can just imagine a really funny reaction from Bella/Kristen. Another is probably when Edward says "Breakfast time," and Bella grabs her throat and pretends to be frightened, and then says "and you thought I couldn't act." That would just be funny to me.

On a more serious side, I hope that most of the meadow scene lines, and lines from the hospital scene stay in.

I know it's not in the books, but at some point in the movie, I am going to shout, "SPUNK RANSOM!" just to see what kind of responses I will get.

And I know it's not said out loud, but I LOVE the part where she's trying to calm herself before she walks into the school for the first time and she thinks, "nobodys gonna bite me" hhehehehehe that part cracks me up!!!

break4jake wrote:
And I know it's not said out loud, but I LOVE the part where she's trying to calm herself before she walks into the school for the first time and she thinks, "nobodys gonna bite me" hhehehehehe that part cracks me up!!!

Yeah. that part is so funny.

"Stupid shiny volvo owner" for definite!

missjulie wrote:Hm... well.

I can say this... they've made Edward a little snippier in the movie. He's not as romanticized, which is nice... he acts more like a teenage boy (but not totally, you can so tell he's a vampire). A lot of really great lines have been transformed, but they are still good. And some new, even more hilarious ones have been added.

All I can say is you wont be disappointed.

That's all I can say

Oh my goodness! have you seen it already??? Ahh this is kill'n me! i wanna see it so bad!!