Those crack me up too! When I first read them, reading the book, It was hilarious and it still busts a sideJazzy wrote:These lines crack me up:
I don't have my book with me so it's not that accurate
When Kyle regains consciousness after trying to kill Wanda:
Kyle: Oh it didn't fall.
(Jared punches him and he's out cold again)
Doc: Um...medically speaking, I don't think that was the best thing for him at that time.
Jared: But I feel better!
Ian: I would love you, no matter what.
Wanda: Ian, what if I had come here in Magnolia's body?
Jamie: Why does Jared have Sharon in a headlock?
Ian: She's in a grumpy mood.
Any banter between the O'Shea brothers had me smiling widely
Ian: You're such an idiot Kyle!
Kyle: You got the brains I got the looks, it's only fair.
Ian: Nice to see you again Jodi, altho I can't imagine anyone wanting to be back with Kyle . I would think you had a nice break without him.
Kyle: Wanda, sorry, I was wrong.
Ian: Doc, PLEASE tell me you have some sort of recording device.
Doc: Sorry nope.
Ian: Fugures. I never thought I'd live to see the day Kyle admit he was wrong. Come on, Jodes, that should have shocked you awake.
Kyle: Jodi, baby, don't you want to defend me. Tell Ian I am never wrong.
Ian: I should have killed him! No! Our mom should have drowned him at birth!!
I heart Ian
Though the one quote I love the most, and it seriously gave me the chills and my heart, like, stopped when I read this. I am NOT lying:
It goes along the lines of:
"You get to stay here. That's not fair."
"You're right SunnY It's not fair. But I'm not staying. I have to go too."
That ONE line right there, just gave me intense chills. I love that part.
I. LoVE. IaN.