Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

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Re: Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

Post by Openhome »

OK, my first attempt, so bear with me (no pun intended)

Twilightize: fur
Fur is the most hated thing for veggie vamps. Not only does it cover stinky wolves, but it gets caught in the throat and causes fur balls when ingested accidentally. As we all know, solid food is difficult to get out, so a fur ball for a vampire must be quite a dilemma for civilized vampires, especially Rosalie. Imagine the lovely vixen hacking like Bill the Cat trying to get the fur of the last animal she ate to come back up.

Do I get the concept right? :lol:

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Re: Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

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Good job for your first twilightize Openhome!

The only thing you missed was giving the next word for us to twilightize.
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Re: Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

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Oops, sorry for the missing Twilightize word!
Ummm, OK, how about Frozen Food?

And I apologize if it has already been used, I looked, but couldn't find it used before.

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Re: Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

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Openhome - that was most excellent! I don't do the twilightizing, I'm no good (I think I've only done it once or twice)... I'll try again...

Bella stocked her refrigerator with frozen food for Charlie when she visited Renee.
Esme wanted to keep frozen food on hand in case they had human guests over at the last minute.
Rosalie suggested that she keep Jacob in the freezer and serve him as food to the Volturi.

Twilightize: slippers.
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Twimom - you did an excellent job Twilightizing frozen foods - Cudos to you!

Alice was appalled at the bedroom slippers that Bella was wearing. She told Bella that they needed to go on a shopping spree to buy her some slippers that would look sexy with one of her night time outfits. Edward wasn't happy with the new slippers that Alice made Bella buy and was disappointed that Rose took the old slippers and threw then at Jacob for him to chew on like he was a dog.

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Did anyone else see the trailer? I'm still drooling over the phasing (I'm a pup-lover yes I am....) and now I'm even more excited for November to come. I honestly didn't think that was even a possibility.

Skylar, I should really force you to watch the NM-phasing scene over and over for those snide remarks at my beloved spaceheaters, but I guess that most people dislikes them just leaves more for me :mrgreen: :roll:

So, in defense of my beloved K9's, I'll do the bonfire:
Before she moved to Forks, Bella had never witnessed a bonfire, they don't really have them in Phoenix. She was shocked and appalled as the tribe celebrated the departure of the Cullens with one, but didn't mind the burning fire when she was invited to the story-telling bonfire night.
A bonfire is needed to burn a vampire...
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Re: Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

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Wingtear wrote:Skylar, I should really force you to watch the NM-phasing scene over and over for those snide remarks at my beloved spaceheaters, but I guess that most people dislikes them just leaves more for me :mrgreen: :roll:
I love the wolves. Even though Emmett is my favorite. Jacob is my second favorite, so I didn't mean any harm to the wolf pack or dear Jacob. :D

Since, I've just done the twilightizing, I will leave Wingtear's word unicorn open.

Oh and I loved the trailer and I want more and can we say seeing Jacob on his porch (in all his buffness) so made me feel like a cougar. :lol:
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I loved, loved, loved, the trailer and cannot wait till November either. It's going to be so good and yes, I'm one of those crazy women who has to keep telling myself Taylor is only 17. He is going to leave broken hearts all over the place.

Been ahile for me too but I just coulnt' resist Wingtear's unicorn

When Bella was a little girl, Renee decorated her room with unicorns.
Nessie thinks one day she might actually see a unicorn.
And dedicated to all the WA fans out there: Unicorns are rare but they are wonderful when someone gives you one.

Twilightize: Milk

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Re: Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

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Now that really should be the t-shirt text we wear when we go see NM:
"We're all cougar for werewolves" :lol: :roll: :lol:

sorry, couldn't stop myself. I saw the MTV movie awards and in the spirit of WA, wouldn't it have been the most fun if Kstew had said "cookie" instead of "thank you all"... 'cos it sure was a cookie-look on her face...

I'm leaving the milk open to the others, even though it would go great with cookies... :roll:
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Re: Heavenly Hash--a thread for the "older" Twilight crowd

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OK, I'm from Wisconsin, so I will try the milk thing...
Milk is essential for young humans and blood is essential for young vampires..
and..
Milk does a body good, and so does the Twilight series, seeing Taylor and Rob without a shirt, watching yummy NM clips, and playing on the Lex.
There! It's a stretch, but I just couldn't be a cheese head and let the milk thing go by.

Twilightize: jewelry.

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