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On Facebook earlier I saw a Sokka picture and it said "Become a Fan" and "One of your Friends is a fan" or something like that. I figured it was either one of you two. LOL I didn't click yes even though I am.

Fruit Punch:
Tyler, Mike, & Eric spiked the fruit punch at the prom.
Bella spilled fruit punch down her new white blouse that Alice bought her.
Edward pretends his mountain lion juice is fruit punch. (LOL)

Twilightize: Ouija board

Hey, guys, sorry to jump in so late, but I definitely qualify as "older"... can I come and sit with the cool kids?

Okay, I hope I get this right:

Ouija Board:
Renee used a Ouija board to confirm whether or not Bella should be allowed to move to Forks.
Jessica used a Ouija board to find out whether or not Mike liked her, but she cheated and moved the pointer on her own.
James found Renee's Ouija board at the Phoenix house and played with it while he waited for Bella to call.

Almost forgot: Twilightize hand puppet

Welcome Forksbound! Gosh, I have never thought I'd be considered one of the cool kids! You've made my day Dear!

Hand Puppets:
Quil keeps baby Clair occupied with wolf and bear hand puppets.
Esme loves making hand puppets for Reneesme to play with (for the next week or so).
So Mike can sleep at night, he has his teddy bear hand puppet under his pillow.

Next: Remote Control

Welcome Forksbound! We're glad you came to play. Having Twilightized successfully, you have been initiated into the Hash. (The Gutter is much more complicated to Rush. Stray thought~ Does anyone know where the term "rush" comes from?)

• Remote Control:
  Emmett never gives it up.
  Charlie never gives it up.
  Jacob never gives it up...unless he's dozed off.
  Edward gives it up, but only to Bella and then he rolls his eyes and sighs heavily at her choices.
  Carlisle doesn't have time to watch TV.

Twilightize: Hot Chocolate

Thanks so much for the welcome, you guys. You are the coolest internet forum friends ever.

Hot Chocolate:
Bella fixes hot chocolate for Charlie after a long day of fishing.
Mike brings a thermos of Hot Chocolate to La Push to share with Bella, but she has gone off with Jacob and he ends up sharing it with Jessica.
Hot chocolate is the only human food Renesmee likes.

Twilightize: shaving cream

Edit too keep conversation: How's the weather where you live? Here it was snowing for 3 days, now it's melting away again...

OK, my first attempt at twilightizizing...

Shaving Cream:
Embry covered Quil's tail in shaving cream as he slept, he woke up all sticky
Edward uses shaving cream, even though he don't need to, just to seem normal.
Rosalie thinks shaving cream reeks like wet og.

Did I do good?

Twilightize: noise canceling headphones

I'm not gonna Twilightize this time.

I just wanted to say you guys are doing a really good job!! Very funny!

Remember, so we don't get into any trouble, that we need to keep a conversation going as well.


Have fun,
Sergeant Elizabeth O'Ruley

Twimom is very scared of this thread now... Glad GNE says "Keep conversation going." Twimom does not have brain capacity to twilightize anything, let alone "noise canceling headphones" or think of something new. Hmm... I"ve been lurking for a couple of days, maybe I've had enough red wine to try this out... YIKES!
Wingtear, it's crappy weather here, too... We have snow then rain, then ice, then snow, etc.

Okay, big attempt for me: noise canceling headphones

Bella wishes she had noise canceling headphones on her flight to Italy b/c Alice isn't talking.
Jacob wanted noise canceling headphones when he heard Edward and Bella discussing his marriage proposal.
Emmett wore noise canceling headphones around Edward and Bella after their first night in their new home (as a joke).

Next up: paper shredder (it's the first thing I saw next to me!)

So did I get it right?

Yay Twimom!!

We have had no weather. Oh, excuse me we had a heavy rain for about 2 freaking minutes about 3 hours ago.

Paper shredder:
Mrs. Cope has to dump the paper shredder herself because the other school office workers won't do it.
Esme has a paper shredder in her home office to destroy all the various credit card applications that arrive daily.
Mr. Jenkins keeps a paper shredder in his office to destroy bad fake id's.

Twilightize: speed bump

Speed Bump:

Renne left Charlie because she felt he was a speed bump to her life in the fast lane.
The speedy, fast-driving Cullens HATE all the speed bumps in Forks.
Bella felt like a speed bump to Edward during that five mile trek through the forest to the meadow.
Renesme was a speed bump to Breaking Dawn. Wait. Did I just say that outloud?

Last night we watched The Duchess with Keira Knightly. It was depressing but very well acted. Tonight we are watching Ghost Town with Ricky Gervais. I actually saw that already in the theaters, with a friend, but hubby hasn't seen it yet... and it's definitely good enough to watch twice! Anyone else seen anything good lately? What about in theaters? Has anyone seen Bedtime Stories yet? What's that like... any good?

Oops, forgot. Twilightize: Popcorn

AND PS, Goodnight Elizabeth: I'm a fan of Sokka on facebook. Totally. And we just learned that Jackson Rathbone is set to play him in the live-action version of Avatar. I'm so excited! Nervous, but excited.