The Real Charlie Swan wrote:Pardon my intrusion, but I have to ask about:
cullengirl wrote: I handed her the Gutter cookbook and told her it was from the lex.
Huh? There's a cookbook?
Last time I posted here asking about recipes I was told:
bac wrote:Sorry Charlie! This is for a different kind of baking. Perhaps Sue can show you some of her skills later, in private.
Let me tell you, Its taken me a while to get over that.
And now there is a cookbook? Why didn't you tell me?
As for the actual cooking cooking kind, well, most of us know that you can't cook. Remember that time when you tried to make pasta for Bella and it came out as one whole clump? Yeah, so we thought it might not be really helpful to you. And as for the other baking, we'll we figured you did something right because you actually had a normal, healthy 100% human unlike your daughter. *Scratches head*
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cullengirl wrote:And as for the other baking, we'll we figured you did something right because you actually had a normal, healthy 100% human unlike your daughter. *Scratches head*
*chokes*
How did I miss this convo!!!? You ladies are a riot.
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bac wrote:Charlie, I stand by what I said before. Talk to Sue.
Well, since you suggested it, I asked Sue. She looked at me as if I was crazy and showed her what you said.
After she read the topic, she started yelling. Now I am sleeping on the couch. And I still don't understand what all of you are talking about.
Charlie, your only hope now is to take her to The Lodge, pay for a nice formal dinner (does she like prime rib as much as you?) and hope she just forgets you ever asked.
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bac wrote:Charlie, I stand by what I said before. Talk to Sue.
Well, since you suggested it, I asked Sue. She looked at me as if I was crazy and showed her what you said.
After she read the topic, she started yelling. Now I am sleeping on the couch. And I still don't understand what all of you are talking about.
All right, bac, you sent Charlie to ask me, so I am asking you; exactly how do you expect me to explain this to him? What you people think of while you cook is scandalous.
Since you and Nissanmama, Nena, and Openhome seem to think this is funny, maybe you can explain to me how a gutter, a moon and muffins all fit together here.Then you can tell me how on earth I am going to tell Charlie. I just hope my kids don't see this. I will never hear the end of it.
However, I might like to learn your "Tricks of the Trade." Those PSD men certainly were... interesting.
Sue, that's why it's all code...so only we adults truly know what is going on in the *ahem* kitchen.
Also...depending on how, uh, close you and Charlie are...it's up to you how much you want to explain. Or, if you want to take him on as your apprentice in the kitchen!
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The Real Sue Clearwater wrote:
Since you and Nissanmama, Nena, and Openhome seem to think this is funny, maybe you can explain to me how a gutter, a moon and muffins all fit together here.Then you can tell me how on earth I am going to tell Charlie. I just hope my kids don't see this. I will never hear the end of it.
Well, you see the birds and the bees were already taken and that was always such a been there, done that discussion. By the way, I never understood why of all the creatures on Earth we picked those 2 is beyond me.
Let's see if I can explain something. The gutter is some place you can get sweaty and dirty..excuse me dhirty (with the h is preffered). The moon refers to romantic mood/night time but really time doesn't matter which I'm sure both parties will agree. And as for muffins, heat needs to be involved in order for something delicious to occur. I know you've had this conversation before. Does any of this ring your or Charlie's bell?
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Yeah, so we thought it might not be really helpful to you. And as for the other baking, we'll we figured you did something right because you actually had a normal, healthy 100% human unlike your daughter. *Scratches head*
Hi Charlie and Sue!
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The gutter is some place you can get sweaty and dirty..excuse me dhirty (with the h is preffered). The moon refers to romantic mood/night time but really time doesn't matter which I'm sure both parties will agree. And as for muffins, heat needs to be involved in order for something delicious to occur. I know you've had this conversation before. Does any of this ring your or Charlie's bell?