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The Real Sue Clearwater wrote:In fact, thanks to you guys and the cooking allegories, Charlie and I spent part of Valentines Day discovering the remarkable versatility of Cheese Whiz. It has thousands of uses.

Well played!! Personally though, I prefer the frosting in a can. But, then, I have a bit more of a sweet than a savory tooth. Hmmmm, maybe you can involve that in... ermm... desert!

The Real Charlie Swan wrote: I admit defeat. You ladies are wonderful, but I am outclassed.

Come now, Charlie. Surely you of all men have learned NEVER to underestimate a determined woman! I'd say just sit back and enjoy the benefits, but don't forget to be very helpful in the kitchen!

corona wrote:February 16, 2011
City Council of Forks, Washington

Dear Chief of Police,

We regretfully inform you that your resignation cannot be accepted at this time, and ask that you please reconsider your decision. We are most grateful for your outstanding service to this community, and are concerned that perhaps your decision was made in haste.

P.S. Please drop your keys off at the Vehicle Maintenance department tomorrow morning. Your car apparently needs fumigating as we have had complaints that an odor of Cheez Whiz has permeated the vehicle.

VirginiaMay wrote: I may never be the same!

Cullengirl wrote:I recently came across a book while in the library called Baking Across Europe. Too bad there wasn't anyone at the Lex to share a laugh with though.

cullengirl wrote: I still can't go into the baking aisle of the store without bursting into hysterical laughter.

Yes, I imagine so!

However, like "The Real" characters, I am still trying to piece together how baking became synonymous with other, um, household activities. Don't mind me though, I'll just follow along until it all clicks into place.