Gen Y --The 20 something's thread

[CappuGirl]

M's belly is hurting from all the laughter, but she still thanks Sid and Janny for the cheer up and cuteness.

Maneatingdemon/sewing Janny sounds a lot like what M's hubby would say about her when she's baking. Or cleaning. And there are interuptions. The kids just laugh at mommy's funny faces, "dancing" and funny words (curses in other languages) and in the end the whole family gets yummies so nobody is complaining. Talking of which, M now has to go shopping for the rest of the ingredients she needs for making some croissants tonight. She's having one of her weird baking sprees. no worries. She won't cough in the dough. She's not really coughing; just having a super sore throat and achy head. Maybe some yummy smells will help.

[Wingtear]

Ninna reminds Sid and Janny to keep their internet penetration elsewhere since this is a family forum *giggles*

Ninna thinks Obie needs a "temp tempting muffin" banner, as for Sarah and Codaniel she thinks something matching but still different, like US-wannabe having a sunrise while her loverboy has a sunset (they should be about the same time, right?)

Ninna and pup had a visitor today. N, who is 1,5month younger than pup (poor thing was 21 days overdue) and her mom. Pup started out the perfect gentleman, ehr NOT... let's just say I had to clean both him and his clothes throughly. But then he was all charm, smiles and gentle touches while they laid beside each other in the babygym. Little N got tired and in a distraction attempt we laid her in pups bed so she could watch his revolving pling-plong creatures. What do you think that little K9 did? He started trying to pull off her clothes Ninna blame his godfather, that's all she has to say...

Ninna thinks M sounds very James Bondy

Hi Vicky. Just talk to the group and eventually the group will talk back... or was that the other people in Ninnas head that did that? Oh well...

edit to add:
mmmm... that chocolate muffin was great! Obie should ask mr-icon if he always order vailla muffin or if he goes crazy every now and then oh, epiphany struck me, what if the untemptable temp has gotten snared by the -icon's? Save him Obie, save him quick!

[obieewok]

*comes in, stretches out on the community couch. Not Obs fault that Becs and Megs are there. Obs wants a footrub so makes sure that feet end go to Becs, since Megs doesn't put enough elbow grease into it*

Obs is looking around trying to see who else is here. Immediately tackles Ninna for said hat. Must.have.hat.for.spawn. Obs spawn's head is too fat, therefore hats are a necessity. Obs gets off Ninna, but only after she has extracted a promise for cool spawn hat that makes spawn look ten pounds lighter, so like two pounds or whatever.

Back to the couch. Must continue footrub.

Obs points out to Megs that Sarah has just went and bought, like 50 things of gogurt for some weird gross reason. Megs and Obs debate the need for so much gogurt, but then ultimately decide that it's sooooo not our biz. Sarah rushes off to side room, gogurts in arm, and also has some sort of cuff like contraptions in back pocket. Hmmmm. Perplexing. Wonder what she's up to.

Obs is wondering why the back room is so noisy. Obs looks around for Sid and Janny, but doesn't see them, only tattered remains of what appeared to have at one time been leather pants???? That's not good. Obs makes Maria go check out the noise, because this is Obs's kingdom, so people just do what she says. Maria peeks her head in, watches for like ten whole minutes and then says not to bother Janny---she's trying out a new approach to get people to sign up for her blog. Obs wonders why Sid has to be back there to help her with that, and why on Earth she keeps hearing the A Team theme song being screamed. Weird.

Obs glares at Vicky, who is distracting Becs from rubbing my feet with all the Marling talk. Obs makes Vicky start working the corns then, if that's how it's going to be. Obs is secretly mad that Becs is sharing Slim Jim with Vicky. Becs knows those are Obs favorite and Obs only eat those when she knows Becs will share it, because sausage snacks are for sharing. Duh. Obs is now thinking of ways to make Becs mo jealous, then gets sidetracked----Ally just came in with Mallowpop, marshmellow flavored popcorn----so Obs smiles big and asks for some. Ally shakes her head no. Obs is APPAULED that Ally said no, but decides not to have Megs hold her down and fart in her face. Instead, Obs holds up lifesize Eric Northman cutout, and he happens to be holding a Finance textbook with all this week's test answers. Ally hands over Mallowpop and rights to firstborn child. Obs tries to share with Megs, but Megs, being a skinny biznatch, says no, as she's training for a marathon and is using her willpower to not eat badly. Obs looks at her confused because Obs does not know what that word is----"marathon". Or "willpower". Or "not eat". Obs has decided that Megs is in fact suffering from pizzahematitus, in which the brain actually shuts down due to lack of junkfood, and she has to be saved. Obs tries to get Becs attention, because the footrub has been forgotten yet again, but Becs is all eyeing Vics like she has beer flavored boobs, so Obs gets no help there.

Obs sees Harry across the way, eyeing her----or maybe it's the Mallowpop----and decides to use that charm and wit to get him to help her with Megs. Harry is more than happy to help, and then asks who Obs is. For that, he gets smacked across the face, all Julie Roberts in Pretty Woman style, because to not know Obs is a crime. Harry apologizes by giving Obs twenty dollars and a bottle of nyquil, since Obs likes to get drunk medicinal style. Harry then helps Obs hold Megs down while nacho cheese is forced into her gut. Obs yells at Megs that being that better looking than her is a crime in the lex world, and if it keeps happening there's more velveeta where that came from.

Obs gets up, pulls down her patent leather tube top and prepares to leave. On her way out, she confiscates the smutty book that Paulie is reading in the corner and then makes out with her. Then Obs makes out with Vicky, just to make Becs mad, but Becs doesn't care as she's too busy getting remnant nacho cheese off the floor with chips. Obs yells bye to all the backroom pervs, but they don't hear----sounds like dying cattle back there by the way. Misty walks in with a banner she made for Becs, and Obie throws tantrum that apparently Becs is just the stupid freaking popular chick today. Misty puts on the momtalk for Obs, the same talk she uses when she tells her own kids that she loves them all equally, when you KNOW she loves one more than the other---and that would be Obs, whom she has just promised a newer better banner than stupid Marling lover Becs. Obie sticks tongue out at Becs and says "suck it". And Becs does, and they are friends/lovers of Tina Fey again. The End.

Obs tells all her kingdom goodbye and to have a great weekend, and then moonwalks out the door---because Obie loves to make and entrance AND an exit.

Happy Friday from Obs and YUDCT, who today brought OBS a MUFFIN that his LIFE PARTNER MADE.

*throws that one back, casts line out yet again*

Smooch,
Obs
Apparently still not a turner of gay men.

[animegaijingirl]

x

[MRK]

Misty was reading Obie's awesome post but got destracted by the mention of Eric Northman and is now drooling like a St Bernard at a sausage fest

ETA: Misty rushes to make an awesome banner for Obs...who she loves more than all her other children...shhh...

[Wingtear]

Ninna hope Misty makes it a temp tempting muffin one

If Obie would PM Ninna spawns head measure she could try to make a hat that would fit somewhat well before spawn turns 5.

Ninna decides to honk her own horn and tell her lexily that today she has indeed done the dishes, but also baked muffins (loves that innuendo, since bake is the official lex word for non-internet penetration) and made 3 kinds of fruit puree for pup. All before 1PM

Now Ninna wishes that her lexlings have good night, she's going to her hat-making-dungeon (also known as dinner table cluttered with fabric) and hopes Misty makes her a mad hatter banner that somehow manages to involve a dragon, a pup or preferably both...

[Dazzled_by_Cullens]

MIsty made McMegs a fabulous new banner too....hmm guess I am a loved child a well. nanana boo boo

That is what you get for making megs eat nacho cheese, licks the remnants off her boobs, yep megs said it off the boobies. What megs has a long tongue. And Obs started w/the dirrty talk and being the diry mistress that megs is, she had to keep up with it. Poor Harry he didn't know what he walked into did he.

Whatever Obs Megs will just run twice as long next week to work off said nacho cheese gluttony....and hmmm what was that-that Sid was talking about how to burn some extra calories MAMBOING instead of the Wi-Fit....megs may need to look into this. In the mean time Megs is sidelined because of her hip and said newly bad would you PLEASE stop trying to get round the filters? tattoo that is healing on her foot right now *OUCH*

BEX-megs sees how it is...leaving my couch. Mmmhmmmm. Just ask Misty what AWESOME shoulder/back rubs I give for reals yo!!! *elbow grease my backside OBS* You MISSED OUT LADIES!!! YOU MISSED OUT!!!

In all reality Megs is just jealous of the AWESOMENESS that is OBS and well would be glad to rub her feet anyday-while feeding her Chocolate angel babies which taste like Rhage and V and Z and mmmmm BDB boys. Megs just can't compeat with posts like OBS......ahhh *sighs*

[Ally_Cat]

Ally was already having an awesome day, but the posts between Sid and Janny and then Obs on top of that make today monumental. Ally almost fell out her desk chair from laughter. Mallowpop is the greatest...thing...ever partially because you don't believe it til you've tried it. Eric + Mallowpop would be a world ender in the form of greatness

Ally would also like to jump on the new new HP banner band wagon and pretty please request one from Misty

Ally has a special end of year DSU dinner tonight. Everyone is exchanging Gag gifts - Ally's is not all that funny but it is still good (its urban dictionary in book form). Ally will bring back stories if there is anything good.

[obieewok]

SUCK.ON.THIS.

Misty made Obs a banner. And it's so much cooler than yours it should be illegal.

Happy Friday jealous biznatches.

Obs
Mine
Mine
Mine

[SarahGoddard]

Sarah is loving Becca for updating the list so efficiently! Sarah thanks Becca Boo! Sarah was all about getting her geek on today organising and tidying the stock cupboard. Sarah loves tasks like that!

Sarah thinks if HarryTuttle reminds the Lexily of his full name Becca will add him to the ist. Sarah knows Harry told us already but Sarah forgets because she is a Muppette, that being - a female muppet!

Sarah is noting Misty and Megs are on a bit of a Harry Potter fix? Loving the gorgeous banners Misty!

Sarah loves how British the thread became between Becca and Vicky around page 102. Sarah should’ve got more involved in that. Sarah completly agrees with Vicky that a cuppa tea solves everything! (and at risk of bringing the whole argument back – its what saved DT! Hehe)

Sarah loves that Vicky is going to see LM tomorrow night! (Tonight?) Sarah requests photos on Facebook please!

Sarah does not know about Boy + Bear although she keeps hearing Becca talking about them. Sarah is interested.

Sarah loves Ninna’s hat making! Can Sarah see photos of dragon pup with said hat(s)?

Sarah is excited (if jealous) that Becca gets to soon experience MsMegs couch. Couch still needs a name Sarah thinks...

Sarah would like to share with Codaniel and the rest of her lovely Lexlings of course, the secret to epic length posts. Ready?

Typing message into a word document and then copying and pasting. Or as someone many moons ago suggested (apologies, Sarah forgets who) “double Lexing” – having the Lex open in two windows, one to read and one to reply.

Sarah would like to agree that Codaniel is a lover not a fighter. She’s not too sure about the biting though...*cough cough*

Sarah is sorry Ally didn’t get to sleep in. She hopes Ally gets to catch up on her sleep soon.

Sarah loves that Emily played hookey! Sarah agrees as long as it is a once in a rare occasion occurance and feels like a treat. Sarah is glad Emily had fun with the hubby. Sarah thinks the adult toy party sounds very fun and that Emily will have a right laugh, especially spending as much as she wants!

Sarah hopes Misty is doing ok with her draft and homework and is not too brain fried? *Huggles*

Sarah says a big Good Morning to Chiara too! Sarah actually AWWWED at loud at baby sucking thumb! SOO cute! Mods not slipping – the Lexily have been granted permission to continue to 200/500 pages as we are one of the “most popular” threads. Sarah asks if we can get a “Woop woop!”

Sarah loves Ninna referring to Chiara as “Sweet little baby carrier” SOO cute! Book of Face was totally stolen from Becca! Hehe more Lexling language.

Jasmine is wondering how...no....SARAH (WHY does Sarah not know her own name???) is wondering how Jasmine is getting on with her EFF costume?

Sarah reiterates how much she LOVES Janny and Sid as a couple! She is so happy to see them so happy and in love. It makes her smile hugely! She also loves hearing them talk about their “horizontal mambo” HEHE!

Sarah wonders abou “Mmmmm” as a nickname for Maria after seeing “M”? As in “mmmm-ummy! (Yummy and double meaning mummy and triple meaning yummy mummy!)

Sarah totally agrees with Sidney about hating money. But Sarah is very pleased that only ½ way through posting he already felt better. Sarah believes 100% in the power of the Lexily, She is also glad for some more testosterone to keep Codaniel company as he is often frequently surrounded by women (lovely wonderful ones at that but oestrogen filled humans none the less) and Sarah thinks “lads night out” – even if a virtual one -would be hugely enjoyable for him. Sidney’s account of his afternoon made Sarah giggle immensely! Sarah is so glad to see Sid back on the Lex! She’d almost forgotten how amusing he is!

Sarah is sending Megs huge *get better soon HUGGLES*

Ohhh Sarah wonders how Codaniel will feel about a new banner. He loves his banner. But then Sarah thinks he loves it because it was made by the fabulous (said in loud speaker/wrestling/X Factor announcer voice M.R.K hehe

SARAH LOVES SPEXY BEXY’S BANNER! Sarah wonders if its too much to ask Misty to have some form of linked (but maybe not matching) banners for her and Codaniel? Something amusing rather than sappy maybe? OMG! Sarah just wrote that then saw Ninnas post saying the same! Sarah loves that her and her Lexlings are on the same page!

Sarah giggles at pups behaviour. Like mother like son. Not that Sarah is implying that Ninna is naughty in anyway!

Sarah must inform Obs that Megs does amazing foot rubs. She sadly did not experience one herself though (she wonders why that was MsMcMegs?) but Mistykins LOVED them!

Sarah denies all knowledge of gogurt and cuffs. She has no idea what Obs is talking about. Sarah does not currently look shifty, wiping gogurt off of her top. *clears throat and declares that she is now moving on*

Sarah has no words to describe how much she is amused and loving Obs posts! If Sarah could have Obs on tap to amuse her permantly throughout her day she totally would. Or a little miniature Obs on a keyring. Sarah would carry Obs around in her pocket all day and Obs would enjoy it..there’s always chocolate in Sarah’s pockets!

Sarah thinks Urban Dictionary in book form is pretty awesome! Urban dictionary brings Sarah much amusment!

Sarah loves that Codaniel used the phrase “Creepy crepper” (which of course he is not. Sarah gives her “Paddington hard stare” to anyone who thinks otherwise).

Sarah totally has a slightly weird creepy creeper in her new office. Hes the “IT guy” but knows nothing about IT. Luckily not in the office all the time but Sarah thinks he is weird. He has this strange way of looking at her and Emma (the other girl in Sarah’s office) , not really perving but in a very weird way. And he will just randomly play guitar. And it made her sad because she misses her Codaniels guitar playing. Then he picked up Sarahs iphone “by mistake” and was all “whats this?” refering to Sarahs background which is a ½ naked Codaniel. (well shirtless but ½ naked sounds more fun! Sarah knows the Lexily knows of Codaniel's love to be shirtless. Sarah of course has no complaints about this!) Sarah gave creepy creeper a bit of lip because she was P’D and does not stand for creepy creepers! GRRR!!!

Sarah had jacket potatoes for dinner. Sarah was starving hungry but they took nearly 2 hours to cook! Sarah was not amused having to wait for food when hungry.

Sarah would love similar/matching but different Misty banners for her and Codaniel. Sarah was just thinking how much she needs a new banner, especially one by the wonderfulness that is Mistykins!

Sarah is in totaly posting mode now even though shes on page 3 of word meaning this really will be epic length! So Sarah thinks rather than rambling on she should let some other Lexlings post now.

Sarah sends huge Lexily love and huggles to all.

*Grabs Codaniel by his tie and drags him off to the back room which she hopes is now free as Janny and Sid are heading off to the EFF. “Paddington hard stares” anyone other than Obs who tries to comment.* Sarah doesn’t bother to try and tell Obs what to do as Obs does as she damn pleases. Sarah doesn’t mind as this makes Obie the wonderfulness that she is and wouldn’t have her any other way. Except maybe covered in chocolate....