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JenTheWriter wrote:What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'! Bzzzzt!

That's from The Fifth Element....Good Movie!




I wonder if any of you will remember this movie...

I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.
I got upset.
"I got upset." God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end.
Oh really?
Yeah really.
Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.

VolturiGirl wrote:I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.
I got upset.
"I got upset." God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end.
Oh really?
Yeah really.
Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.

Drop Dead Fred

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One of my favorite exchanges ever. lol

"Get out."
"Where will I go?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know or you don't care?"
"Pick one."

X-men, between Wolverine and Rogue

Oh, she couldn’t see the bird? Everyone else saw it. It’s as big as a freaking ship. Marina? Marina’s looking the other way.

Oh, she couldn’t see the bird? Everyone else saw it. It’s as big as a freaking ship. Marina? Marina’s looking the other way.

That is from Sinbad.

Next:

Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there, on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! (flips his datebook open) 4:00: Wallow in self-pity. 4:30: Stare into the abyss. 5:00: Solve world hunger. Tell no one! 5:30: Jazzercise. 6:30: dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00: wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I'll probably still have time to lie in my bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!

Jestak wrote:Next:

Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there, on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! (flips his datebook open) 4:00: Wallow in self-pity. 4:30: Stare into the abyss. 5:00: Solve world hunger. Tell no one! 5:30: Jazzercise. 6:30: dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00: wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I'll probably still have time to lie in my bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas ... by the way, quote was hilarious.

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"Movement."
"What's the position?"
"I can't lock in!"
"Talk to me, Hudson!"
"Uh, multiple signals. They're closing!"

"Movement."
"What's the position?"
"I can't lock in!"
"Talk to me, Hudson!"
"Uh, multiple signals. They're closing!"

That is from Aliens

Next:

All right, fellas... let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could.

"All right, fellas... let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could"

That is from Angels with Dirty Faces.

"Excuse me. I'm not a cop. I'm from Indianapolis, Indiana and I run a wholesale plumbing supply business. I'm here for a convention."
"Okay, I'm sorry about that. I just got cops on the brain, you know? I can't help it. They've been snooping around the club and they towed my car for unpaid parking tickets."

Jacobs-girl wrote:"Excuse me. I'm not a cop. I'm from Indianapolis, Indiana and I run a wholesale plumbing supply business. I'm here for a convention."
"Okay, I'm sorry about that. I just got cops on the brain, you know? I can't help it. They've been snooping around the club and they towed my car for unpaid parking tickets."

That's from Welcome to the Rileys..... I love that movie...

Next:

Final count, forty-two.
Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE.
Forty-three.
He was already dead!
He was twitching.
He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!

Final count, forty-two.
Forty-two? Oh, that's not bad for a pointy-eared elvish princeling. Hmph! I myself am sitting pretty on forty-THREE.
Forty-three.
He was already dead!
He was twitching.
He was *twitching* because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!

That is from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

Next:

Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan island in a brand new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?

That's Men in Black!

Another one that's close to my heart at the moment:

You can break the rules plenty when you get to the top, but not when you're trying to get there, and if you're someone like me you can't get there without breaking the rules.