Song Lyrics that make you laugh

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Song Lyrics that make you laugh

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Fever For the Flava by Hot Action Cop. It's sort of an unofficial anthem for my friends and I, just because it's so flippin ridiculous. Suss lyrics and awesome guitar solo's you can rock out to; what more could you want? If you haven't heard it before, you can listen here
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

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Lolli Lolli by the Three 6 Mafia. It's hilarious because they're naming all these lollipop flavors and then they're like 'pink lolli red lollli' which my friend and I think is hilarious, seeing as pink and red are colors, not flavors :roll:
And pretty much just rap lyrics in general are funny.
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Azwethinkweiz by Incubus..DEF! lolll


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"I'm still a guy" by Brad Paisley id HILARIOUS

When you see a deer
You see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake
You think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me
In some ways well, maybe you might
Scrub me down dress me up
But no matter what
Remember I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog
Hold your purse at the mall
But remember I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying yeah girls he's come a long way
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a back rub means only a back rub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well now what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured waxed and botoxed
But with deep spray on tans and creamy lotioney hands
You can't grip a tackle box
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah, honey I'm still a guy

My eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Thank God I'm still a guy
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

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simple_love♫ wrote:"I'm still a guy" by Brad Paisley id HILARIOUS
Haha, I so agree, My best guyfriend sent me that song when I told him I was going to straighten his hair :lol:
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Jeff Foxworthy collaborated with Alan Jackson on a song Redneck Games. It's hilarious! I also like Brass Monkey by the Beastie Boys, the title says it all.
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

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simple_love♫ wrote:"I'm still a guy" by Brad Paisley is HILARIOUS
haha! i just listened to that. it IS hilarious!!!!
i cant think of funny songs now, im kind of tired. tomorrow.. (and by tomorrow i mean at some point when im not flooded with homework in the next week or so)
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Elizabeth wrote:Jeff Foxworthy collaborated with Alan Jackson on a song Redneck Games. It's hilarious!.
YES!!!!!!!! I LOVE Jeff Foxworthy!!!! Anything Cledus Judd too!!!!!! "Goodbye Squirrel " is a parody of Dixie Chicks (gag)
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