Song Lyrics that make you laugh

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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by LionandLamb123 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:40 pm

Ok I have lots but I'll narrow it down to one...

"I am the egg man! They are the egg man! I am the walrus! Goo Goo Gachoo" -I Am The Walrus - The Beatles
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by Krystina the Alien » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:25 am

The 7 Things parody someone did for Taylor Hanson.

"The 7 things I hate about you
Starbucks, Ray Bans
Your megaphone, your fans won't leave you alone,
I want to walk for Africa, and not be maimed by a car,
Your pants so tight, I can see inside, hope you're alright
and the 7th thing I hate the most that you do?
You wear scarves in June."

and The Real Slim Shady by Eminem.

Edit: As well as The Mysterious Ticking Noise from the Potter Puppet Pals
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by samajama » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:01 pm

"Hail to the Geek" by Deaf Pedestrians

I got a Spiderman T-shirt
I got Converse that are rotting off my feet
I got a bad mustache
A reoccurring rash
And not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man, it's good to be a geek

Well, it's good to be a geek
It's good to be a creep
It's good to draw my pictures
That no one will ever see
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good I'm never waiting
Right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...

I play Dungeons and Dragons
I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief
Got seven hit die on my backstab
Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek
It's good to be a geek
It's good to play the freak
It's good to comb my mullet once every other week
As far as I can see
It's good to play the Wii
Then stay up painting miniatures 'til 2 or 3
Cuz no one ever...

Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my Why are we talking about a donkey?

I'm addicted to Star Trek
I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak
I find I'm more inclined
To spend the bulk of my time
On the starship Enterprise
Than talking to girls that I meet

[Well I never get the girl
But I like to be alone
Cuz i can always when there's no one home]*
It's good to have a plan
It's good to be the man
It's good to download porno from a website in Japan
Cuz no one ever...

Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my Why are we talking about a donkey?

Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie
Tenth grade is when I got the Indian burn
Four years of continuous wedgies
Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn
Someday I'll buy a fancy condo
Someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house
Someday you'll kiss my Why are we talking about a donkey?

It's good to make some noise
It's good to scream out loud
It's good to feel immortal
Like your last name is McCloud
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unseen
It's good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen
Cuz no one ever...

I got a bad mustache
A reoccurring rash
And not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man, it's good to be a geek
You know I don't intend
To look like Boba Fett
I got my Holland set
Although it makes me sweat
Man, it's good to be a geek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmWbBqiCxGc
*This part is editted out in the version I have on iTunes and on YouTube. Still funn though. I love this song. WAY too much.
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by simple_love♫ » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:28 pm

"Drinkin' Bone" by Tracy Byrd!!!

Well it's Friday evenin' six o'clock
And all my friends are twistin' off
I'm at the house just turnin' on T.V.
And they all wonder why I’ve changed
How many times must I explain
It's basic honky tonk anatomy

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone

Hey two plus two is always four
And down is south and up is north
Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold
You play with fire you end up burned
The early-bird gets the worm
But the only thing you really need to know
Is...

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone

Hey sing it with me
Let's make sure you know....

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected tot he stayin' out all ngiht long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected the the....

The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by debussygirl » Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:40 pm

Weird Al's "Ode to a Superhero". Hilarious!!
http://www.elyrics.net/read/w/weird-al- ... yrics.html
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by chach » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:36 pm

omg did you hear im dating a jonas brother its soooo hot
video girl- jonas brothers
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by ana; » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:54 pm

F_ck her gently - Tenacious D.

Haha, it's just hilarious.

Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fu_kin f_ck you discreetly


Jack Black kills me.

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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by chach » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:58 pm

lol^
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by MRK » Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:54 pm

Elizabeth wrote:I agree with skylarblue Baby Got Back is funny.

One Week by the Barenaked Ladies makes no sense, but it's so catchy!
"Chickadee China the Chinese chicken.."
What is a Chinese chicken?!
me too...
Also the 'earl had to die' song by the dixie chicks
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Re: Song Lyrics that make you laugh

Post by chach » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:32 pm

^^ omg i luv yur banner!
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