Jackson Rathbone as Jasper #2

[talirhee]

Jenni, I was going to post the photo of Jackson's feet, but Kristina beat me to it. lol.
Obsessed minds think alike. =P

Ahh, Ricky Martin. I was only a little obsessed. *shifty eyes*
No, it was mainly Enrique Iglesias.

Haha, I'm sorry, but I have to admit I've been guilty of mixing up Mandy and Sarah. *bows head in shame*
So I wrote down everyone's names and usernames. (LOL) And now I'm all good. =)

Hmm, you guys don't seem to like feet all that much. I actually don't mind them. They are... just there? haha.
But of course Jackson's are exceptional. =P

Sorry, I'm not real attentive tonight, I think I'm going to go back to school.
So I'm trying to figure all that out.

[slightlyobsessed]

Kimmy! You were off to SUCH a great start!!! I’d love to help you finish it. (I hope you don’t mind if I re-phrase it a bit…)(Also, this is another 2-parter. It’s better this way, I swear!).

So here it goes:

Carlisle: Hey, there, ladies. A little bird told me you were hiring a doctor for your asylum. I’m here to offer you my services. I’d like nothing more than to…treat…you all.

JOFs: Oooo…er…um, sorry, Carlisle. We’ve already got someone in mind.

Carlisle: What do you mean? I’m a doctor! I’m Carlisle!

JOFs: Yeah, about that. You’re hot. Good GOD, you’re hot. But you’re a MEDICAL doctor. Not a psychiatrist.

[slightlyobsessed]

(Part 2!)

Carlisle: And the person you’re interested in? Are they a psychiatrist?

JOFs: Oooo…er…um…not exactly…but really, Carlisle, who else would we hire? I mean, we ARE the JOFs…

Carlisle: You’re hiring HIM?!

* Carlisle runs out of the room and tracks down Jackson, who is telling Ashley that, while she IS pretty, she’s just not his type. (Don’t worry. She’s cool with it) *

Carlisle: This is so not fair! I want an asylum, too! You’re going down!

* The JOFs run in, out of breath *

JOFs: No, Carlisle! Don’t! He’ll drop you like a greasy pig!

* Carlisle backs away…slowly…”

Jackson: Sorry, Carlisle. I love my, girls, though!

JOFs: Don’t worry, Carlisle! You’re not our doctor, but we still love you…a LOT… We haven’t forgotten you. You still have a special place in our asylum!

Carlisle: Aww, thanks, guys. I love you!

The end!

[olpatlanta]

You guys CRACK ME UP.

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

*squeals* A picture story! Jolynn that was awesome! Shirtless rugged Peter is HOT! I laughed super hard the whole time!

I sent the Star Wars video to everyone I know! Half of them didn't get it but I still thought it was hilarious! The Hans part gets me everytime. Then the end where she says "then Han and Luke kiss" I was dying and my brother goes "do you think she meant Leia" and I was like "who knows!"

Mandy: I can totally picture you and Kyle laughing about the video!

Emma: Yeah it is Senior Skip Day! I just LOVE the smile!

Kimmy: I have no idea who that girl is but like Mandy said that dress was awful! I loved your pic story too! I love the pic of Peter and Jackson and you can only see Edi's hand around Peter's neck!

Tali: I never liked Enrique. To me he was like a Ricky wannabe and he was two years older than Ricky! If I remember correctly!

Here's some pics!

Jackson searching for the JOFs

Jackson found us!

[mizzou]

i'm new so i'll share my thoughts, lol

jackson rathbone is awesome. i prefer him over rob pattinson . i love how he is a talented actor as well as a great, unique musician. i hope his band gets big enough to where he can do a little tour and hit up other parts of the u.s. outside of california.

[Mrs. Jasper Hale]

Mizzou: You totally came to the right place! Welcome!

I'm Sarah, or Annabelle either one! I'm a major frequenter! I would try to explain everything that we do here but I don't think I can so here is a website Kimmy is making that may help!

http://jacksonobsessedfreaks.weebly.com/

[mizzou]

lol thanks, i'll try to keep up. i've been reading past posts for the last day..when i joined. i really like all of the pictures ya'll post. very cool. i've not seen some of them and always enjoy seeing the old ones again.

[edwardlikeshaystacks]

LOL, oh man. I looooved every minute of the picture story. Jolynn, especially the greasy "pig". and the picture of Carlisle scolding Jackson of course.

[Edward_Addict]

Jolynn! That story was seriously some of your best work. I bow to you.

Welcome to the new girl, mizzou. My name is MANDY (though some people confuse me for Sarah! )
But yeah, we're usually on a first name basis here.

Yes Jackson is all kinds of yummy and super talented.
And in honor of our new Jackson thread guest, I decided to post a little picture story.
(Warning: mine is nowhere near as amusing as Jolynn's.)

Me: Hey Jackson?

Jackson: Yeah Mandy?

Me: OMJR you can't look at me like! It does all kinds of naughty things to me. Anyways... I have some news to tell you.

Jackson: Oh yeah? It's not bad news is it?

Me: No no, of course not. It's good news. We have a new girl on our Jackson thread... mizzou.

Jackson: Awesome. That is good news.

Me: Yeah, silly goose. So don't worry, we'll show her what it means to be a JOF.

Jackson: I'm sure you will. Mandy, you're the best. Well I gotta go rock out with the monkeys now.

Me: Bye Jackson. I love you!

Jackson: I love you more, Mandy. Bye JOFs. Mizzou, it was nice to meet you!


So there you have it! Isn't Jackson so sweet? I love when he tells me I'm the best!