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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:42 am
by CantBreathe
Oh Ninna, I just noticed the new avi... soo cute I want one! I'm glad you fessed up, we'll have to protect against a counterattack. I wonder what he could do to get you back? :shock: Well, let's just hope he blames Jacob and Leah or the tweens and let them take the fall for it.

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:59 pm
by Wingtear
I just got a phone call... Who's been giving out my number to everyone???
From Rachel this time, she asked if we snapped pictures of Paul... So, CB dear, can you check the security tapes? She also asked if it would be possible for us to trim his fur while he's asleep, evidently, he's being ridiculous about cutting the hair, and is dragging half the forest in with him after every run...

Emmett called, asked if we knew of a place that sold ribbons...
Edward called, apologizing in advance for what his brothers were up to...
Claire called, asking if we could "wibbon Qwil twoo? In powka dots"...

So, new franchise? We ribbon up your werewolf... :lol:

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:22 pm
by CantBreathe
I checked the security tapes... I won't mention exactly who I saw doing what (NINNA!) but yes we do have footage of Paul being all done up and then him waking up... and well, you know what happens after that. Did she want to review the footage or have it destroyed?
Sounds like the ribboning of their werewolves would be included in your duties, Ninna, as werewolf "groomer". I wonder what those Cullen boys are up to? I smell trouble... :?

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:46 pm
by twilight813
please tell me we wont have to use nail polish remover anytime soon on Paul. You do remember that time where Alice thought it was cute to paint his one claw nail pink. He was so mad!!!

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:51 pm
by Wingtear
Thanks Lily, that just made my night.
Well, I did see Emmett sneaking around the backyard earlier, when I was... ... ... cleaning up out there, I tried to make things easier for granny... ... And they looked like they had hair color with them, extreme ones, like these
Anyone want a pink werewolf covered in Christmas glitter? (bow/ribbon shop was closed)
And Rachel wanted pictures...

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:55 pm
by twilight813
ahahahhahah ahahahhahahahh ahhahahahah hhahahah NINNA! you kill me.

Ill take a glitter werewolf.. thanks much.

Aro just called he said the Volturi heard what happened to Paul, they said if we ever try and play tricks like that on them, they will not use our services, but then he chuckled a little and said it was very funny and that the dog deserved it

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:43 am
by Wingtear
I don't think the Volturi have anything to worry about, since they don't sleep...

We now have a glittery werewolf running around. Paul refuses to take it of, apparently it makes him "sparkle in the sun"... Do I need to say that the rest of the wolves are laughing their tails of?

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:21 am
by Wingtear
*being big bad rule breaker by posting after her own post...*

OK, let's get this place into shape. We are having a company party! our own, we seem to need a kick-off to start this new year off! Could someone summon ALL the staff, including trainees, werewolves AND the vampires that have made all this possible?

We are going to have a pillow-fight-night! Lex-style of course!
Here are the rules:
-No locking anyone into the cages
-If fighting a rouge vampire, make sure (very sure) you are drenched in werewolf scent
-ALL underage staff MUST be werewolf-scented
-no running of for one on one fights in the forest *coughMRKcough* all fighting takes place in the Cafe (and the dog pen in the back)

*starts of by smashing a stone filled pillow in Felix's head*

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:11 pm
by SenorGimp
Disregarding the more traditional pillow, SenorGimp winds back and delivers a ferocious blow to the other side of Felix's head, cracking his jaw with the lead-lining of his sock 'em boppers :D

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:18 pm
by Wingtear
Oh no! Don't hurt the customers... we want them to come back...

takes a pick, fluffy pillow from the pile by the entrance and takes a swing at Cody. for some reason a small girl comes to his defense, waving a big cushion ferociously.