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Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:48 pm
by Nena
"What defines us is that we work and have employees/co-workers/customers who drive us up the walls. It's very stress-relieving to know that there are people who will not look wryly at you when you stumble on to the Lex after work (or school) and just inform everyone that you have one to throw in!" --Owner

The rules are the same that we have at the "Meal suggestion box" thread. Don't post names or screen names. Don't be mean, and if it doesn't belong to the thread take it to pm. This is the first beta thread that I make, what that means, is that this thread is subject to test. I think this thread will work sort of like the "mafia" thread, but if it gets out of control like the old "Vampire mating thread" did in the old forums, then I will close it.

Any other questions pm me.

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:18 pm
by ChristinasHeadache
I would like to submit my application for employment. :mrgreen:

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:43 pm
by MRK
YEA!!! Wingtear! You're open for business!!!

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:50 pm
by Hey There Elizah
Hello, and Welcome to:

Wingtear's Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe

I am Elizah, Secretary and Recruiter for the cafe.
We are all very excited to be here and have our own thread finally! (Thanks Nena!)

So let's get down to business.
First off Nena wants us to post some rules. These are the ones she specified but I am sure we will have more later to come back and add.


Regular forum rules apply: No netspeak, no one word/one line post., no double posting, etc.
You also need to regulate your banners. No signature should be over 2 inches tall. When posting graphics, only links are allowed. No hot linking either.

(Wingtear I am going to copy your post from the closed thread and just do a little editing.)

What is this place? No easy answer, but it all began HERE in GenY as a part of a "who's still in college" discussion, it continued till the end, page 100, and continues here now...

Owner: Ninna Wingtear
General Manager: Lily twilight813
PR/publicity: MRK
Secretary: Elizah Hey There Elizah
Event Planner: ~Amber BerAngelVamp
Security for Vamp/Tween Relations: CantBreathe
Main Security: The Architect
Recruiter: Elizah Hey There Elizah
Part-time Recruiter: Lynz Lynzeee
Disease Control: cascsiany
Phlebotomist: The Architect
Official Mailroom Coordinator: ~Amber BerAngelVamp
Interior Designer: Lily twilight813
Head of cleaning crew: MRK's granny
Wood Chopper Operator: Lily twilight813
Leftovers/Runaways: the La Push Gang (aka the Pack)
Werewolf Groomer: Ninna Wingtear

Junior Staff & Trainees:
Junior Staff Supervisor: ChristinasHeadache
Hallway Monitor Gone Bad: Ohs0sexyBella<3
Hallway Monitor Gone Bad: *Aros_girl*
Event Planner Trainee: debussygirl

Check out our vacancies!!!

applications and resume to be submitted before the holidays :lol: (right, ~Amber will be flooded in 30 seconds...)
Garbage disposal manager: preferably use to handling bio-hazards...
Cleaning Crew: help Granny with the cleaning.
Snail-mail Filer: for the mail room... we've been getting lots of mail lately.
Wood Chopper Cleaner: cleans the woodchopper used to dispose of "merchandise" that is not up to vamp standards.
Hall Monitors (gone bad): help the pack out in situations not suitable for werewolves.
Gift Wrapper: needs strong arms and endless amounts of duct tape. To wrap up gifts (humans) for favorite vampires
show-room trainees: walk the products, show them to the customers (limited benefits)
Hiring Trainees for all positions (excluding security).

- one free drop-off a month (only employees/co-workers please)
- one free unsupervised meeting a month, with vamp off choice (only for adult staff)
- Long life! (as a good laugh supposedly prolongs it :lol: )

General rules:
-this a total skit (we're not REALLY selling humans...)
-Do not name anyone but yourself or Cafe-staff, that's just confusing (praising Nena is OK!)
-NO BASHING!!! we're here to have fun, play nice children
-rule-breakers will be submitted to either security/CantBreathe&Architect (preferable) or the manager/Lily (also wood chopper operator...) for punishment.
-all staff need to be over 18, showroom-trainees being the exception
-absolutely NO risky business!

risky business...
-unprotected vampire interactions (we wouldn't wanna loose you girls/boys)
-selling defected products (no blood diseases...)
-stalking the customers...
-especially Benjamin and James...

I think I have covered everything. This post will be updated often so check back and make sure you aren't missing anything.

If I have missed anything or need to add anything PM me and let me know.

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:10 pm
by CantBreathe
Hmm I think she means when referring to the merchandise? So as not to be mean by implicating someone specifically... does that make sense?
Anyway, YAY! We're open for business :D AND we're the first beta thread (which sounds kinda cool). I think Ninna must be sleeping as it's early hours of the AM over there, but can't wait for her to come see!

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:01 pm
by Wingtear
CB's right, I've been sleeping, now I have 10 hours of work...
I will look over everything tonight, and the NEW security badge -> LOVE!!!
Need to check your banners girls, nothing over 2 inches, we don't wanna get in trouble now, do we?

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:06 pm
by debussygirl
I don't really get what this thread is exactly. Anyone care to explain further?

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:08 pm
by Hey There Elizah
Calendar of Events

Saturday, January 3, 2009:
Grand Opening Party
Special Attendance: The Vulturi
More Information (Invitation sent to the Vulturi.)
All Employees will be required to work at this event!

To add an event to this calender please PM me.

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:15 pm
by Wingtear
I have the first "throw in's" in this thread!!!
the absolutely genious (probably male) constructionworkers/planners who decide to redo the surface under our screen doors... Not able to roll anything on wheels over it... great, just great... DURING X-MAS RUSH!!!
Like it couldn't wait 2 weeks? When everyone has days of?

Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:38 pm
by debussygirl
Cool. What do I have to fill out to get one of those spaces? I'd love to be apart of this!! It is okay if we aren't in our 20's though, right?