Cullen_Lover wrote:rapid_reader1 wrote:Ok, so I was going through all of my saved webpages, and I'm sure none of you (except Twilight<3) would remember this, but here it is:
The Original TSBM thread!
Yes, it's old and outdated, but check out the pages of the Admin's and look at the banners and avvies they made! There are some HILARIOUS memories in those. As an example, I'm going to write a SKIT that resembles what we would have done, oh, two years ago.
Btw, this is funny:
Carlisle:. . . . Isn't that Bob?
Emmett: No. Wait. *turns the pan around to see the name etched into the bottom* Yes.
LOL! Now on with the SKITS-thread-has-died SKIT!!
Emmett: *slaps Jasper*
Esme: Don't slap Jasper! *slaps Emmett*
Jasper: THE YANKEES ARE COMIN!!! *slaps Esme*
Carlisle: Don't slap my wife! *slaps Jasper*
Emmett: This is fun! *slaps Carlisle*
Carlisle: Don't do that! *aims for Emmett, slaps Esme*
Esme: OW! *slaps Carlisle*
Carlisle: He started it! *slaps Emmett*
Jasper: YANKEESSS!!!! *slaps self*
Everyone: *slaps Jasper*
*RMD comes up toilet*
RMD: Whew, I thought I'd never get out!
Everyone: *slaps RMD*
*RMD falls down toilet again*
Esme: Emmett! Don't slap RMD! *slaps Emmett*
Emmett: You did too! *slaps Esme*
Carlisle: Stop it!!!! *slaps everyone, including self*
Esme: Why did you slap yourself? Snap out of it! *slaps Carlisle*
There you go! I havn't written one of those in a while
BWAHAHA! I'm sooo out of skit writing juice lately, lots of headaches.
Carlisle: You did not just slap me.
Esme: BRING IT!
*SLAP SLAP SLAP*
Emmett: Slap war? COOL!
*SLAP SLAP SLAP*
Jasper: Hee heee IT'S A FRYING PAN!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUNNY!
Carlisle and Esme: *facepalm*
Emmett: So now we're slapping ourselves? Well... whatever works! *SLAP*OW.
Jasper: LAWN KNOMES!
Lol that reaaaaally sucked, told you I was out of skit juice, darn headaches, maybe I'll be better in the morning.
LOL That was full of awesomeness in a concentrated form!
Esme: Emmett, dear, we were not slapping ourselves!
Emmett: Fine, I'll slap you then *slaps Esme*
Esme: Grrrrr *slaps Emmett*
Carlisle: Did you just growl my dear? *slaps Esme*
Esme: ARE WE DONE YET!?
*Steph poofs in*
Steph: Now, my lovely characters, it is time to stop....or there will be consequences.
Carlisle:
Yes Stephenie, of course Stephenie, whatever you say Stephenie!
Esme: PLEASE DON'T MAKE US LIKE BELLA AND EDWARD!!! (anyone remember that?
)
Jasper: SPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER DOES!!!!
Steph: Can we fix this?
Emmett: NOO!! He's so much more entertaining like this! Not so much gloom and doom, you get me?
Steph: Fine, but to get the cure for Jasper's Randomitis, you must go past the sugarcane mountains, through the lake of beans, over the banana lands. Then, make nice with the BoBo Tribe and they will give you what you seek.
*Steph poofs out*
Carlisle: EMMETT! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!
Esme: Now tater tots, let's not blame...
Carlisle: WE WERE FINE BEFORE ROSE SAVED YOU!
Esme: Let's use "I feel" statements...
Carlisle: EMMETT! YOU ARE A CURSE UPON OUR FAMILY!!! You will go out and find the cure to the Randomitis!
Emmett:
You'll come with me right?
Carlisle: ABSOLUTELY NOT! You will go with Jasper, and don't return until he's back to normal!!!!
Emmett:
Oh fine...
Esme: Oh, no, Carlisle, you are being too hard on him.
Carlisle: It's time for him to grow up Esme.
ONE HOUR LATER, AFTER PLEADING WITH CARLISLE TO CALL IT OFF....
Carlisle: NO! GO OUT AND DO IT!!!
*Carlisle and Esme poof away*
Emmett: Soooooo....I guess we should get started, right?
Jasper: RIDE RM COWBOY!!!
Emmett: I agree.
*Jasper (SPARKLES!!!) and Emmett set off*
Emmett: Hmmm....where do we go first?
Jasper: GO PAST THE SUGARCANE MOUNTAINS!
Emmett: At least you're good for something! Now, where could the sugarcane mountains be....?
*sees mountain covered in glistening snow*
Emmett: Maybe that's it! *sets off*
Jasper: TIGERS AND LIONS AND BEARS OH MY!!!
Emmett: That's the spirit!
*Three hours later*
Jasper: WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!!
Emmett: All right, now you're getting on my nerves. We'll have to stop here for the night. It's getting dark and I can't see anything- AH!! SOMETHING'S ATTACKING MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!!
Emmett: Oh, it's just you.
Jasper: MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Emmett: Are you done quoting movies yet?
Jasper: WIZARD OF OZ!
Emmett: Oh, so now it's movie titles...*sigh* This is a very large mountain. Why did Steph have to write the cure so far away? *whines* Oh, wait, it wasn't Steph, it's those CFGs! They delight in our pain and funny lines! Hey CFG's, can you pleeeeaaasssseeeee write it closer?
*CFGs poof in*
CFG's: NO!!!
*CFG's poof out*
Emmett: Darn.
That was long, but at least we have something new to write! A quest, which should probably take a while.
Have fun CFGs!
