Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Twilove »

OMG I love this thread and I thought i was the only one with a dirty mind he he all of these quotes are making me laugh so hard keep them coming im definetly looking for some when I re-read the series :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ha ha ha ha! I'm not the only one thinking about these phrases as I reread these books! I'm slightly less embarrassed to laugh at these with you guys!
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it's so funny, i've been re-reading Twilight and i'll come across quotes that have been put on here and start laughing in my head :lol: fun stuff. :P
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Post by dazzleme »

These quotes are funny! I like the one where Bella asks to go with Jasper. That's funny. NOW I'll be reading the books just to find some quotes to put up here. *sigh* Wish me luck!!! :P
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Jasper<3 wrote:"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole. But I wasn't the only one twitching. I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine. Even the car shook. NM (paperback) pg 347
OH my! LOL I just died laughing at that, Next time i read New Moon I'm going to be giggling WAY to much!
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My mind goes straight to the gutter with this:

“This is a . . . um . . . big Jeep you have.” (pg. 360 Twilight hardcover)
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ilovetwilight wrote:I'm laughing so hard reading all of these my family thinks I'm crazy. Lol :lol: ok I have one, it isn't a quote it's a narrative thingy:
'Jacob's skill with his hands was fascinating. They looked too big for he delicate tasks they performed with ease and precision. While he worked, he seemed almost graceful.'
New Moon pg. 148
I laughed SOOO hard when I read this!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by eliselovesedwardx »

OK This thread is classic!!

What about:
~I felt Edward's fingers weave through mine. 'Just a few seconds more Bella.'~

~"How are you going to do this right?"
I took a deep breath "Responsibly. In the right order."~

~"I'll get you home'..
"Rains not the problem"~
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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"...just in case he thought of some topic of sex education he hadn't touched on before..."
Eclipse, page 61 (hardcover)
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Post by heifergrl1 »

Just found a few in BD.

"Jacob and I stared at each other across the table, desperation in our faces."-BD pg 582

"'I'd like you to witness for yourselves first. Listen-in the other room. What do you hear?'"-BD pg 584

"My legs felt strangely numb, but I knew that feeling was all in my head."-BD pg 585

"'Push it out from yourself'...'I don't know. I've never tried. I didn't know I should do that' ' OH, you might not be able to...heavens knows I've been working on it for centuries...'"-BD pg 598

"'Edward? What's wrong? Why won't you teach me?' A full minute passed before he spoke again. 'I just can't...bear it. Emmett and Rosalie know as much as I do. Tanya and Eleazar probably know more. Ask someone else.' 'That's not fair! You're good at this. You helped Jasper before...'"-BD pg 615 adn 616

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