Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by jacobblacklover96 » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:57 am

Jacob-let's do this

Rosalie-would you like more?

Esme-there's a few bed's upstairs you welcome to any of them

Carlisle-We have much to do, son.

Edward-It's all about balance, love. You're so good at all of this.

Jared-Sam is sorry for what he did to you

Quil-Which one kiddo, the red one?


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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by switzgal » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:33 am

Bella (when talking about Jacob's hair): I like it both ways Jake.
LOL

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by edwardisperfection » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:28 am

ahahahhahahaha thats a good one ^^^^
I found this one in BD...
"Just back up a second. She won't let you." The sarcasm was acid on my tongue. "Did you ever notice that she's exactly as strong as a normal hundred and ten pound human girl? How stupid are you vamps? Hold her down and knock her out with drugs."
"I wanted to", he whispered. "Carlisle would have..."

Rape, anyone?
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by bite_me » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:50 am

edwardisperfection wrote:ahahahhahahaha thats a good one ^^^^
I found this one in BD...
"Just back up a second. She won't let you." The sarcasm was acid on my tongue. "Did you ever notice that she's exactly as strong as a normal hundred and ten pound human girl? How stupid are you vamps? Hold her down and knock her out with drugs."
"I wanted to", he whispered. "Carlisle would have..."

Rape, anyone?
LOL!!! I needed to read that sentence down the bottom though before it sounded dirty . . . than I read it AGAIN . ..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by -Jasper » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:52 am

"jessica was sitting in the back row, bouncing off her seat in anticipation
I reluctantly went to sit by her, trying to convince myself it would be better to get it over with as soon as possible"
Twilight page 177
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by cascsiany » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:53 am

This one is in New Moon
Bella speaking to Jacob: Is Sam catching?
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by edward x lover » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:54 pm

-Jasper wrote:"jessica was sitting in the back row, bouncing off her seat in anticipation
I reluctantly went to sit by her, trying to convince myself it would be better to get it over with as soon as possible"
Twilight page 177
OMG!!!!!!!!!! that's omg......we are too dirtyyy
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Resilda » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:52 pm

"It was just physically that I'd never fit in." -Bella, Twilight pg. 10

"There were so many trees and shrubs I couldn't see its size at first." -Bella, Twilight pg. 13

"(...) I groaned."
"'I can take care of that.' I hadn't noticed Edward moving to my side, but he spoke now in my ear. 'Go sit down and look pale.'" -Twilight pg. 101

"I managed to wedge Jess in between Mike and me" -Bella, Twilight pg. 114

"I tried to make my smile alluring, wondering if I was laying it on too thick." - Twilight pg. 123

"'Next time Charlie comes down to see Billy, I'll come too."' -Bella, Twilight pg. 128

Haha, reading through this thread has prepared me to find quotes like these :D
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by nightrunner » Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:32 pm

bite_me wrote:
edwardisperfection wrote:ahahahhahahaha thats a good one ^^^^
I found this one in BD...
"Just back up a second. She won't let you." The sarcasm was acid on my tongue. "Did you ever notice that she's exactly as strong as a normal hundred and ten pound human girl? How stupid are you vamps? Hold her down and knock her out with drugs."
"I wanted to", he whispered. "Carlisle would have..."

Rape, anyone?
LOL!!! I needed to read that sentence down the bottom though before it sounded dirty . . . than I read it AGAIN . ..
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
^^same here, i just sat and read through every page of this forum there are some amazingly dirty quotes!!!!!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by dandyvampgirl_13 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:34 pm

Jasper<3 wrote:
Oh. My. God. :lol: :lol:
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I was reading the 5th Harry Potter book, and I started cracking up and thought of all you guys when I read
"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?"
Dudley was making fun of Harry for screaming in his sleep, but out of context...
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
HOLY CRAP!!! I'll never be able to read Harry the same way again!!!!!
You almost made me wet myself!!!

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