Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

[Adam]

^thanks guys. I've got to say there have been some reallllllly good ones, and some downright filthy ones posted lately. I've been LMAO.

[moon.cherry.twilite]

Bree: How can you stand it? I WANT her!

Edward: You did perfectly fine. It's just that...it was much more difficult for me to watch than it should have been.

[Jasper<3]

[quote="moon.cherry.twilite"]Bree: How can you stand it? I WANT her!
quote]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!

[moon.cherry.twilite]

"Did you consider the physical pain you're putting Bella through even if she can resist? Or the emotional pain if she doesn't?" ~ Edward

"When you don't kill Charlie tonight, you'll owe me huge." ~ Jacob

"You have to teach me what to do! You have to show me how!" ~ Bella

"Push it out from yourself." ~ Kate

[anilu]

"No way!" I shouted as I jumped out of the truck. "You're done! I can't believe it!"

^ Bella; NM, P.206

LMFAOO! Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jasper<3]

"Push it out from yourself." ~ Kate

OMG!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[FlamingRedFox]

These are bloody brilliant! >.> *picks up Eclipse, flips to a random page, and gives it a try*

a. "Now stop dancing around and let me look at it."
~Jacob, Eclipse pg. 331

b. He shrugged. "I got over it."
"You... got over it? When? How?"
"Having experienced the way it feels... my reactions have changed."
~Edward and Bella, Eclipse pg. 471-72, heavily edited
(Apparently these two aren't as compatible as we all first thought. )

c. "I guess that you could call it a very educational experience."
~Edward, Eclipse pg. 472

d. "There had to have been a better way to do this."
"Too late now," I muttered glumly.
~Edward and Bella, Eclipse pg. 472

e. His face was expressionless as he watched us.
~Eclipse pg. 472, referring to Jacob
(The second this one caught my eye I actually snorted. v.v;;)

Now excuse me while I go wash my mind out with soap...

[WinniePony]

O.M.G. This thread is hilarious! Let me see if this is any good...

Bella to Edward, referring to Alice: What was she doing to keep you out?

[moon.cherry.twilite]

I love this thread! More than I should, actually. "It" can mean so many things lol.

Edward: That's not nearly as fun as the way I imagined it.

[BreathelessVampire]

I remember in BD, Emmett mentioned something like" About time someone scored here".

What does that means?