Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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^thanks guys. I've got to say there have been some reallllllly good ones, and some downright filthy ones posted lately. I've been LMAO. :D
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by moon.cherry.twilite »

Bree: How can you stand it? I WANT her!

Edward: You did perfectly fine. It's just that...it was much more difficult for me to watch than it should have been.
OMDE= Oh My Dazzling Edward
OMHJ= Oh My Hot Jacob
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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[quote="moon.cherry.twilite"]Bree: How can you stand it? I WANT her!
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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"Did you consider the physical pain you're putting Bella through even if she can resist? Or the emotional pain if she doesn't?" ~ Edward

"When you don't kill Charlie tonight, you'll owe me huge." ~ Jacob

"You have to teach me what to do! You have to show me how!" ~ Bella

"Push it out from yourself." ~ Kate
OMDE= Oh My Dazzling Edward
OMHJ= Oh My Hot Jacob
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Adam wrote:"No way!" I shouted as I jumped out of the truck. "You're done! I can't believe it!"

^ Bella; NM, P.206
LMFAOO! Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha :lol:
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moon.cherry.twilite wrote: "Push it out from yourself." ~ Kate
OMG!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by FlamingRedFox »

These are bloody brilliant! >.> *picks up Eclipse, flips to a random page, and gives it a try*

a. "Now stop dancing around and let me look at it."
~Jacob, Eclipse pg. 331

b. He shrugged. "I got over it."
"You... got over it? When? How?"
"Having experienced the way it feels... my reactions have changed."
~Edward and Bella, Eclipse pg. 471-72, heavily edited
(Apparently these two aren't as compatible as we all first thought. :twisted: )

c. "I guess that you could call it a very educational experience."
~Edward, Eclipse pg. 472

d. "There had to have been a better way to do this."
"Too late now," I muttered glumly.
~Edward and Bella, Eclipse pg. 472

e. His face was expressionless as he watched us.
~Eclipse pg. 472, referring to Jacob
(The second this one caught my eye I actually snorted. v.v;;)

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by WinniePony »

O.M.G. This thread is hilarious! Let me see if this is any good...

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Post by moon.cherry.twilite »

I love this thread! More than I should, actually. "It" can mean so many things lol.

Edward: That's not nearly as fun as the way I imagined it.
OMDE= Oh My Dazzling Edward
OMHJ= Oh My Hot Jacob
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by BreathelessVampire »

I remember in BD, Emmett mentioned something like" About time someone scored here".

What does that means?
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