fallenroses wrote:And had Emmett always been so ... big? -NM pg26
as an Emmett fan that definitely put some dirty thoughts in my head!Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
as an Emmett fan that definitely put some dirty thoughts in my head!I am so Bella it's not even funny.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
"Shall we go down?" Esme asked in her soft, melodic voice. - Twilight pg 321
"What?" I gasped
"I can feel what you're feeling now" - Jasper Twilight pg 353
"What?" I gasped
"I can feel what you're feeling now" - Jasper Twilight pg 353
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
ok, so i dont have any dirty quotes to post on here right now. but i have to say, this is my new favorite thread! 
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i love this one so much, i just read all of the quotes and i seriously can not stop laughing! ive always had a bit of a dirty mind, and im pleased to know that im not alone here! lol
loli love this one so much, i just read all of the quotes and i seriously can not stop laughing!
ive always had a bit of a dirty mind, and im pleased to know that im not alone here! lol
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
fallenroses wrote:And had Emmett always been so ... big? -NM pg26
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.That is one of the best that I've seen on this thread. I've had my moments on here with my quotes but I think you made an ace in the hole for this one.By the way, anything with Emmett is tops in my book.
That's awesome. First "dirty" quote I think I've seen from EsmeMegsimadic wrote:Shall we go down?" Esme asked in her soft, melodic voice. - Twilight pg 321
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Esme's quote. Oh my God that was hilarious. I'm re-reading Twilight now...
Edward: Do you want a ride?
Bella: With who?
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Edward: Do you want a ride?
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
Edward- You'll have to have a little patience
Jacob- Patience isn't my speciality
Breaking Dawn pg.176
I am truly sorry for the pain this causes you, Jacob.
Edward, Breaking Dawn. pg 341
Jacob- Patience isn't my speciality
Breaking Dawn pg.176
I am truly sorry for the pain this causes you, Jacob.
Edward, Breaking Dawn. pg 341
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*dies* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! No wayEdward: Do you want a ride?
Bella: With who?
Edward: Myself, obviously.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't
OMJB!!!moon.cherry.twilite wrote:Esme's quote. Oh my God that was hilarious. I'm re-reading Twilight now...
Edward: Do you want a ride?
Bella: With who?
Edward: Myself, obviously.
How could I not see that one when I re-read the book???
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OMG!!! Ahahahahahah!A.H wrote: I am truly sorry for the pain this causes you, Jacob.
Edward, Breaking Dawn. pg 341
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Ok, just to follow the flow of dirty Esme lol
"I could hear her clothes falling to the floor. "I dont think I'll fit..." I hesitated, but her hands were abrubtly pulling my shirt over my head. I quickly stripped my jeans off myself." Twilight pg 351 Bella and Esme
"I could hear her clothes falling to the floor. "I dont think I'll fit..." I hesitated, but her hands were abrubtly pulling my shirt over my head. I quickly stripped my jeans off myself." Twilight pg 351 Bella and Esme
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