Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

[Wingtear]

I remember in BD, Emmett mentioned something like" About time someone scored here".
What does that means?

Well, in BD one of the teams in the ballgame he watches scores a point, and since it had gone on for quite a while without any progress for anyone it was about time.
To score in real life? This is a PG-13 board and I won't tell you.

[edward x lover]

d. "There had to have been a better way to do this."
"Too late now," I muttered glumly.
~Edward and Bella, Eclipse pg. 472

e. His face was expressionless as he watched us.
~Eclipse pg. 472, referring to Jacob
(The second this one caught my eye I actually snorted. v.v;;)

Now excuse me while I go wash my mind out with soap...

oh my...please wash out your brain HAHAA these are great love this thread.

[ilovespaceheaters]

HOLY FRIGGEN CRAP.
EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD EPICALLY WINS AT LIFE.
I love you all. This is pure brilliance. Oh Gosh. You guys just made my night.

I must admit, this is one of my favourites. Bad images.

3. Tw, pg. 65:
"Thank you." Bella
"You're not going to let it go, are you?" Edward
"No." Bella

[Jasper<3]

"Aro touched them and saw their complete innocense" BD pg. 35

[edward x lover]

3. Tw, pg. 65:
"Thank you." Bella
"You're not going to let it go, are you?" Edward
"No." Bella

BWHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats my FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!I never saw it that way

[mlola619]

"Aro touched them and saw their complete innocense" BD pg. 35

LLMMMMMAOOOFDSJFKLDSJFKLDSJFKLSDJFKLDSJFDLKS
OH MY GOD THAT WAS EPIC!
ARO'S A CREEPER!!!! XD
*dies of laughter*

[Jasper<3]

"Aro touched them and saw their complete innocense" BD pg. 35

LLMMMMMAOOOFDSJFKLDSJFKLDSJFKLSDJFKLDSJFDLKS
OH MY GOD THAT WAS EPIC!
ARO'S A CREEPER!!!! XD
*dies of laughter*

I found this in silent reading in my school. I snorted really loud, and everybody stared at me!

[moon.cherry.twilite]

OMDE, this thread is so freakin hilarious.
How's this:

Edward: She'll never touch you, Bella.

[Destani]

Jacob: "I didn’t want to see this, didn’t want to think about this. I didn’t want to imagine him inside her." - Breaking Dawn pg 174

Jacob: "He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless." - Breaking Dawn pg 495

[edward x lover]

Jacob: "He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless." - Breaking Dawn pg 495

holy crapiscles we have sick sick minds, now whenever I read these I am going think dirty thoughts. WOW. HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I honestly never looked at these from that angle. We should totally make a book of these for Stephenie Meyer and see if she realized what she did.