Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

[Edward_Addict]

OMJR I love this thread! *can't stop giggling*

[skylarblue]

Okay you guys are too good. I haven't posted anything on here in ages.

I think after I finish with the BDB brothers, I will have to pick up the saga again and post some doozies.

Great Job to all.

[Mrs.Mylifenow,Cullen]

^^ oh my god!!! that was really really really bad!!!

And of course Nessie is Edward's!! ... Whoa! because that would be really weird "hey i just imprinted on my own kid!" Ewww!!!

OMG this was hilarious I couldn't stop laughing.
here are some of mine I'm rehearing New Moon and came across these.Enjoy!

I lay down on my bed and curled into a ball in preparation for the onslaught, I squeezed my eyes shut. Bella

He poked around in the cavity, "Who took it out? there's a lot of damage." Jacob

"yes" I gasped (Bella) "Plant your feet I'm going to try again." (Jacob)

I hadn't paid much attention to my signature until now read the last one and think dirty.

That's all I have right now I'll be back with more.

[Edward_Addict]

He poked around in the cavity, "Who took it out? there's a lot of damage." Jacob

OMJR that one is hilarious!

[cassis_rose]

I don't think anyone has post this before,

"Did you see the size of that Jacob kid? I think he could take Cullen down."
"I don't think so." "There's something about Edward. He's always so ... confident. I have a feeling he can take care of himself."
"I'm with Ben" "Besides, if that other kid messed Edward up, you know those big brothers of his would get involved."
"Lauren and I went to the beach a couple of weeks ago, and believe me, Jacob's friends are all just as big as he is." ~Twilight, pg 90

And there's something funny I found in another novel,

"Until a parade of holidaymakers comes by, all clamouring for a ride on your inflatable banana."

[Mrs.Mylifenow,Cullen]

This is a piece of a mental conversation Edward had with Alice in MS so if you don't want to be spoiled skip it!

She relaxed. Let me know if it gets too bad. (Alice)
I moved only my eyes up, to the ceiling above, and back down. (Edward)
Thanks for doing this. (Alice)
I was glad I couldn't answer her aloud, What would I say? 'My pleasure'? (Edward)

I don't know if it's dirty enough but it sounds dirty.
I come back with more soon stay tuned.

[xXBeSafeXx]

He poked around in the cavity, "Who took it out? there's a lot of damage." Jacob

Oh my...that's....wow.
I hope my spit cleans off my computer screen, cuz if it doesn't, its YOUR fault!

[-veiled-]

I don't think anyone has post this before,

"Did you see the size of that Jacob kid? I think he could take Cullen down."
"I don't think so." "There's something about Edward. He's always so ... confident. I have a feeling he can take care of himself."
"I'm with Ben" "Besides, if that other kid messed Edward up, you know those big brothers of his would get involved."
"Lauren and I went to the beach a couple of weeks ago, and believe me, Jacob's friends are all just as big as he is." ~Twilight, pg 90

And there's something funny I found in another novel,

"Until a parade of holidaymakers comes by, all clamouring for a ride on your inflatable banana."

OMG!!!
That is hilarious!

[Mrs.Mylifenow,Cullen]

He poked around in the cavity, "Who took it out? there's a lot of damage." Jacob

OMJR that one is hilarious!

He poked around in the cavity, "Who took it out? there's a lot of damage." Jacob

Oh my...that's....wow.
I hope my spit cleans off my computer screen, cuz if it doesn't, its YOUR fault!

I'm glad you enjoyed that one guys, I know I did when I heard it. Sorry about your computer "xXBeSafeXx" I hope it does come off, otherwise think of me when you see it and laugh again. I'll be back with more hopefully "better" which translates to dirtier quotes.

[Edward_Addict]

And there's something funny I found in another novel,

"Until a parade of holidaymakers comes by, all clamouring for a ride on your inflatable banana."

I have no idea what the other novel is that this came from, but all I know is that I read it while at work, helping someone who walked in and while they were getting their stuff together I looked over and read this and I had to bite my lip so hard to keep from laughing. I still did the silent chuckle thing, I just hope the girl didn't notice and think I was laughing at her!
And even going back and reading it now that she's gone I am totally laughing!