Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Adam » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:48 am

When I pulled it out, I gasped aloud. - p.65 NM

This is Bella referring to the first print she looks at
from the photos shot with her camera prior to E. leaving.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Jasper<3 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:23 pm

Adam wrote:When I pulled it out, I gasped aloud. - p.65 NM

This is Bella referring to the first print she looks at
from the photos shot with her camera prior to E. leaving.
omg lol!
"Rosalie was ripping and tearing her clothes out of the way" thats somewhere in BD
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Sophie Cullen » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:39 am

Okay, I don't know if these even qualify, but I thought they sounded slightly dirty. ^_^

"Edward, you have to do it."

"Do you think I'll ever get better at this?"

"Well, maybe Alice will give me what I want."
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by RajaniArchana » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:38 pm

This one was pretty famous on the old thread ebfore the hack/crash:

Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!

Bella: oh, Edward! ;)
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by edward x lover » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:09 pm

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Jasper<3 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:37 pm

There is a really dirty sounding one in new moon, or maybe eclipse but I dont have my book so ill find it later

This isnt Twilight but i thought it was funny. I was reading James and the giant peach in school, and it said
"James was abruptly thrown into the Old Green Grasshopper's horny lap." or something like that. lol
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Talia_Bananas » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:45 am

Adam wrote:When I pulled it out, I gasped aloud. - p.65 NM

This is Bella referring to the first print she looks at
from the photos shot with her camera prior to E. leaving.
:lol:
this one almost made me die. lol i want to look for some now lol
Image"I twitched as the pain lashed around the edges of the hole.But I wasn't the only one twitching.I could feel Jacob's whole body trembling next to mine.Even the car shook.- NM pg347

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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Adam » Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:36 am

Talia_Bananas wrote:
Adam wrote:When I pulled it out, I gasped aloud. - p.65 NM

This is Bella referring to the first print she looks at
from the photos shot with her camera prior to E. leaving.
:lol:
this one almost made me die. lol i want to look for some now lol
I'm glad you liked it. ;) I'm having trouble trying to top it though. These are so hilarious - we need more!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by nikie_nikz » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:09 am

The Imprinter wrote:TW Hardcover Pg 437

"It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming"
LOL. Now that's dirty...
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by Megsimadic » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:19 pm

"okay, let me have it" pg 438 Eclipse

"Its my turn"Edward
"In a minute" Jasper grinned "I want to show Bella something first" pg 395 Eclipse

"Is it hard?" pg 346 New Moon

"I locked my arms around her, gasping to inhale as much of the scent of her skin as possible" 382 New Moon

I'll find more later :)
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