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Iroc24 wrote:From Eclipse there is a great line from Jacob...

"Does my being half-naked bother you?"

That's sorta kinda dirty. He's just saying he's halfnaked. That doesn't sound dirty, and it's not.

"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414

Hehee

RachelCullenxX wrote:"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414

Hehee

OMG! that is so funny.. cant believe i missed that one

RachelCullenxX wrote:"I was on the couch without understanding how I got there, and Jacob was still swearing. It felt like there was an earthquake--the couch was shaking under me." NM pg. 414

Hehee

I missed this one! Must go back and find it!

These are awesome!

My favorites (yes they have already been said but..) are

"Carlisle, you have been naughty"-Aro
"Bring on the shackles"-Edward to Bella
"This hostage stuff is fun"-Alice (These two <^ are sort of jokes, and you may have to be REALLY perverted to get it but.. )

Those make me laugh.

DudeRocksTheTwilight wrote:Aww...I get it.
I'm a pervert.
*Goes and sits in the pervert corner*

I'm so glad I' not alone aymore

DudeRocksTheTwilight wrote:

I think this has been said but...
"What happened with Jasper was nothing, Edward! Nothing!"

That's the most visible one.

I think everyone who reads it thinks about it this way. Just for a second.

I just found one!
Dunno if it's said earlier, but Alice says to Bella (in Eclipse):

Go playing with Edward, Bella.