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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by vampirechick101 » Thu Aug 13, 2009 12:32 am

haha I'm not sure if anyone has said this one before but here it is.
Edward: "Jacob, I need you"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm very perverted.
Oh by the way that was from Breaking Dawn when Bella was done giving birth and they had to start inserting the venom into her. :mrgreen:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by willowtree » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:02 am

vampirechick101 wrote:Edward: "Jacob, I need you"
haha. heehee. :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

these are so funny. I need to find some... later.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by DudeRocksTheTwilight » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:51 pm

Nice one Mimi!
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by DoNotFeartheDark » Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:28 pm

I just think it's hilarious that Aro said, "My, my you have been naughty," to Carlisle. In the perverted corner in my mind, his voice sounds like pre-rape :twisted: ..... :shock:

I must sit in perverted corner now. :cry: Naughty mind, naughty mind..naughty Carlisle?

AAARGGH!! I'm a pervert :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by nezziecarlycullen » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:25 pm

"You can't imagine how that feels." TW - Paperback p. 261
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by nezziecarlycullen » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:28 pm

vampirechick101 wrote:haha I'm not sure if anyone has said this one before but here it is.
Edward: "Jacob, I need you"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm very perverted.
Oh by the way that was from Breaking Dawn when Bella was done giving birth and they had to start inserting the venom into her. :mrgreen:
rofl haha very good one
sounds very dirty comeing from edward lol
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by nezziecarlycullen » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:29 pm

DoNotFeartheDark wrote:I just think it's hilarious that Aro said, "My, my you have been naughty," to Carlisle. In the perverted corner in my mind, his voice sounds like pre-rape :twisted: ..... :shock:

I must sit in perverted corner now. :cry: Naughty mind, naughty mind..naughty Carlisle?

AAARGGH!! I'm a pervert :lol:

rofl gaaaaahahaha :mrgreen: :lol:
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by ♥midnight_sun♥ » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:22 am

I haven't been on here in a while and its good to know that we have moved past the ones that EVERYONE notices and are finding - and posting - the more perverted ones. It makes me know I'm not alone. I'll come back and post some later since I'm re-reading the Saga...again.
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by marielle » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:38 am

Ok now you've done it... I can't even listen to my collegues and hear all the dirty things behind what they say... :lol:

From now on reading the book would be so different... I wonder what SM things of this threat..?? she would be horrified...

I don;t have the books with me now but I have some of Midnight Sun (Spoiler warning)

- "I hope she's making it good" - emmet p5

- "Shall we" Rosalie murmured - p8

- "I'll take her" edward
"No I'm supposed to do it" Mike
P126

I'll try to remember some good ones from the books while I'm rereading them...
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Re: Twilight Quotes that Sound Dirty that aren't

Post by willowtree » Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:01 pm

marielle wrote:- "I'll take her" edward
"No I'm supposed to do it" Mike
P126
Haha. :lol: :lol:

I'll try to find some from Midnight Sun...

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:mrgreen: *squeals* :mrgreen:

Anyway, on topic.

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