Team Leah "insert witty quote here"

[DudeRocksTheTwilight]

EVERYONE!
Chapter 2 is up!
*Points to banner*
Thank you all!
*Bows*

I LOVE LEAH!

[Renesmee_Bella]

YES! You rock dude!

Anywho...I'm off to read so....someone else will have to post a new question....please?

[Openhome]

It's not exactly a question, it's sort of a what if...

Leah is standing in the checkout at Wal-mart with some odds and ends. It's late, and children are screaming. She is bumped from behind by a sweaty fat guy, who smiles at her and winks. What does she say?

[Renesmee_Bella]

Buzz off Fatso! Can't you see I have screaming children and have a fever? Oh, and that big guy, behind you? Jacob? Yeah, he's my husband. You wanna go?

Okay, that was lame, but she would say something along those lines....

Thanks Kayla!

[Openhome]

Not lame! I like the direct approach.
I have a few choice lines buzzing around in my head, but I'm waiting to see what others come up with.

This is such a wonderfully creative group.

[DudeRocksTheTwilight]

*Smiles evilly*
You're the best eMom!

Leah's Point of View:

Listen fatty, and listen good. I got here a bunch of annoying BRATS, running around like MANIACS, and I don't FEEL good, so if you don't leave in the next ten seconds I will turn myself into a wolf and EAT YOUR EYEBALLS OUT! So flea, before I go all Jackie Chan on your fat butt! And if you don't leave this building, and leave my life, I will personally sic a dozen rabid wolves on your FAT BUTT and have them eat your face!

Okay, that was a little angry!

[19nomad90]

They're really funny!!

I’m sorry, did you just wink at me?? Listen, you sweaty little man. I’ll give you 3 seconds to get as far away from me as those chubby little legs can carry you before I rip your eyelids off and shove them as far down your throat as I can get them. Then I’ll tear the rest of you apart so I can play hit the brats with the body parts. Yeah, you heard me you little runts, CAN IT!

[Openhome]

Oh, you are GOOD! I love the come-backs! Can you come to our Wal-mart for an evening of fun?

[Renesmee_Bella]

Omigosh you guys, I LOVED THEM! haha, FAT BUTT. LOLz.

Ooh, I can come. If only Leah and the fat guy were there. Then we could all go Team Leah on him.

And I thought my answer was mean. Guess I'm just too nice.

But why do I have a feeling none of us are as vicious as Leah when she's mad. *shudders*

[Lacuna Scion]

I haven't been on here in so long. So long it's down right shameful. My sincerest apologies. You may commence the throwing of rotten vegetables.

I think she would say: Back. Up. Off. Me. You so much as look at me again and I will dropkick you into the health food aisle so fast and hard you won't even know what happened until you wake up and find my pack of heathen children gnawing on your ankles. Fear me.

Something along those lines. More or less.