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- Running with Leah 'cause she thinks I'm hawt
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I know MLIA is better. But I'd be hard-pressed to find a situation in the series that would qualify for an MLIA post, seeing as their lives are anything but.
dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:PSH!! MLIA is better!!! FML... FML's!
Today, this guy I like told me he was a vampire, and he sparkled. He's too hot to let go, but inside, I was thinking, Is he gay or a unicorn? Note to self: Must poke his forehead in the near future and attempt to set him up with Mike. MLIA.
Speaking of Facebook, I think there should a Facebook-version of Twilight. We have a Facebook-Hamlet. And To Kill A Mockingbird. And Pride and Prejudice. Now we need Twilight. Twould be far more entertaining.
Also, I think they rereleased one of the classic books referenced in the series (IIRC, Wuthering Heights) with a TW-inspired cover (it's black and red).
- Jump Starting Bella's Truck
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cullens are watching toy story while Bella is pregnant
Bella: *turns to Jake* hey Jake, you've got a friend in me
unborn Nessie: *thinking* way to go mom, you made a joke.
- Banging Out Dents with Tyler
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Not funny, but the poor thread is dying!
Edward:....and so then I was like, WOAH, and she was like, WOAH, and I was like WOAAAHH!! and she was like woaaahhh....And THAT is the story of my yoga class.
Bella: Edward, are you high?
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Yes, it's sparkly.
- Eating Spaghetti with Billy
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Bella~ Go... Go... Go! YES! We won! Yipee! *jumps up and down, punching air*
ok, not funny, but...
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- Corralling the Cullens while Esme's Away
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Bella walks into the living room to find Emmett curled up in a ball and sobbing.
"Emmett! What's wrong? Jasper, come here!"
Jasper rushes in and sighs heavily. Suddenly, calm happiness lightens everyone's mood.
"He'll be fine Bella," he says, trying not to smile. "He keeps sneaking in to watch the Hallmark channel."
- Banging Out Dents with Tyler
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Just found out what Hallmark Channel is...
Edward, Bella and Renesmee watching "The Beauty and the Beast".
Bella: Edward, do you see it? Her name is Belle and she falls for someone who seems like a beast but deep inside, he's good-hearted.
Edward: I know, love. Like us. I'm so lucky to have you...
Renesmee: Get a room guys!
Bella & Edward:
Renesmee: Uncle Emmett told me to say so "to avoid my eyes get hurt".
Bella & Edward: EMMETT!!!
Not funny, I know, but it's in my head for the past few days, so...
- Has Caught Sight of Edward
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(From Breaking Dawn...)
Bella: Alice, why did you leave us?
Alice: Oh, I didn't leave them. I left you.
Alice: Have you listened to yourself since you got back from your honeymoon? 'I wanna keep my baby!' 'Jacob, don't leave me!' 'Edward, please, love the baby that I'm naming after you and your rival for my affection!' Gah, seriously! If you'd only have taken a dang Midol for the mood swings about two books ago we could've gotten to this point in the story a lot faster!
Rosalie: I don't think I'm all that pretty. Seriously, I'm so heavily flawed it's unreal.
"And if you ever kiss her again, I will
break your jaw for her," he promised.
Team Edward, Alice and Cullen! Swoonist. Mrs.Edward_Cullen<3's brain twin!
- Helping Mike to Get a Clue
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I was just reading through this thread..you guys are so funny and creative
. Don't know if i come come up with much!
Loved this one the best but thats probably because I'm an aussie too!
*When the Cullens try to go back to somewhere they have already been and are thinking of ways to be different*
Emmett: I know! I have the perfect decoy! I'll speak with an Australian accent.."G'day mate. I'd lilke a shrimp on the barbie sandywich. Mate."
Rest of the family:
Maybe I find it so funny because I am australian and we don't actually have "shrimps on the barbie" (we do have barbies though) or say "sandywich"..
TY KYM!! =)
Paige I'm on the ListV2!
SHIEGE and PIEGE = TWINS *~* KYM IS MY TSB
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- Settled in Forks
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^The Aussie one made me LOL too.. probably cause I'm Aussie as well haha
- Wandering Through Town
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Everything is so funny!
Bella says "Edward! Give up! im unreadable"