In the trend of Openhome
's Facebook idea...
The Cullens get Twitters.
: is busy predicting future trending topics. I see... World Cup, some dude named Robert Pattinson and Justin Beiber... Bleh.
@sexyman changed his name to @sexyteddy
: @darnriteimhot Rose, stop H4K1N mah Twitter! Now how do i change it back? :O
: @sexyteddy However much your new name suits you, I'll tell you how to change it if your thoughts become less... naughty.
: @readthatbefore shut up, edward! Dont tell him anything!
: @sexyteddy @darnriteimhot @readthatbefore Children, stop fighting! Rosalie, change Emmett's name. Emmett, stop being dirty. Edward, be nice.
: @iamyourmother Fine, moooooooooommmmmmm.
: @iamyourmother Do I have to?
: @iamyourmother Mom! Emmett's not stopping! *clutches head*
: @darnriteimhot Yes, right now. @sexyteddy I will take away your pink Guitar Hero guitar!
@sexyteddy changed his name to @sexybeast
: @darnriteimhot Much better.
: @iamyourmother NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE, HAVE MERCY! I'LL STOP, I SWEAR! O.O
: @sexybeast Please stop torturing my husband, or I'll come up there and give you the what for!
: @clumsynomore i did, i did! but what can you do to me and my awesome muscleyness? Bwahahaha. im invincible!
: @clumsynomore Hello, my dear. Thanks for the defensem but he erally did stop. @sexybeast Don't ask.
@readthatbefore is now following @tehplesiosaur
: @readthatbefore Stop stalking your daughter, its weird.
: @imhotterthanu Is that not the purpose of Twitter? And you stalk her too.
: @readthatbefore Daaaaaaaaaad! Jake's right, it is weird!
: @tehplesiosaur @imhotterthanu Don't talk back to your parents, you two. @readthatbefore But they are right... Kind of.
: *grumbles* Its a parental right.
: And... we'll talk about this elsewhere.
(This is fun!)