Nice one.LionandLamb123 wrote: Bella: EDWARD!!! HURRY!!! COME HERE!!! *Bella rushes to Alice who is having a vision*
Edward: *panicked* What's wrong?!
Bella: I THINK ALICE IS WATCHING NEW MOON IN HER VISION! I NEED THE PLAY-BY-PLAY IN DETAIL! GO ON! READ HER MIND AND TELL ME!!
Edward:
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Edward walks out into the forest, Emmett and Rose are there up on a high tree branch.
Emmett: You better hold on tight... Spidermonkey
Edward:
Emmett: You better hold on tight... Spidermonkey
Edward:
Thanksringswraith wrote:Nice one.LionandLamb123 wrote: Bella: EDWARD!!! HURRY!!! COME HERE!!! *Bella rushes to Alice who is having a vision*
Edward: *panicked* What's wrong?!
Bella: I THINK ALICE IS WATCHING NEW MOON IN HER VISION! I NEED THE PLAY-BY-PLAY IN DETAIL! GO ON! READ HER MIND AND TELL ME!!
Edward:
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^^^ .
Derek's funny button has been switched to off lately, so I'll come up with one eventually!
Derek's funny button has been switched to off lately, so I'll come up with one eventually!
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Edward is taking a shower after a weekend spent hunting. Trying to be sneaky, Bella creeps into the bathroom and then slides the shower door aside, startling Edward.
He's holding a bottle of lilac-scented bodywash, and on the ledge are bottles of honey-sunshine shampoo.
Bella: (glares at Edward)
Edward: (grins sheepishly)
He's holding a bottle of lilac-scented bodywash, and on the ledge are bottles of honey-sunshine shampoo.
Bella: (glares at Edward)
Edward: (grins sheepishly)
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i have not bought my funny button yet. let me attempt this
(Before BD) (Jacob reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Edward: Why are you reading that?? they kill me off!
Jacob: 'cause if you're gone, i'm Bella's choice
(Before BD) (Jacob reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Edward: Why are you reading that?? they kill me off!
Jacob: 'cause if you're gone, i'm Bella's choice
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That sounds like something Jake would sayflutterbymonkeys` wrote:i have not bought my funny button yet. let me attempt this
(Before BD) (Jacob reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
Edward: Why are you reading that?? they kill me off!
Jacob: 'cause if you're gone, i'm Bella's choice
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^^Bwahaha, nice David.
(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)
Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?
Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition!
(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)
Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?
Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition!
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dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:^^Bwahaha, nice David.
(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)
Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?
Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition!
LOL!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II
hmmm let me think of one
In new moon when edward calls
Jake: Hello?
Bella: Whose on the phone?
Jake: He says it Carlisle
Bella: Oh hand me the phone i want to talk to him
Carlisle(well its really edward of course): Wai YOur not dead?
Bella: Hey this is not Carlisle. Omg EDWARD!!!!! COme back I miss you I'm so sorrry Please come back!!!
Edward: Eh no you sound fine wihtout me. Besides you already moved onto to this Jaek perosn anyways.
Bella: NO he's just... a friend... Like Mike Newton only less puppydog ish even if he is a dog
In new moon when edward calls
Jake: Hello?
Bella: Whose on the phone?
Jake: He says it Carlisle
Bella: Oh hand me the phone i want to talk to him
Carlisle(well its really edward of course): Wai YOur not dead?
Bella: Hey this is not Carlisle. Omg EDWARD!!!!! COme back I miss you I'm so sorrry Please come back!!!
Edward: Eh no you sound fine wihtout me. Besides you already moved onto to this Jaek perosn anyways.
Bella: NO he's just... a friend... Like Mike Newton only less puppydog ish even if he is a dog
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hmm let me think. Sorry if mine suck
Mike Newton: Hey Bella, wanna go to the prom with me?
Bella: No thanks. you're too normal.
Mike Newton: Hey Bella, wanna go to the prom with me?
Bella: No thanks. you're too normal.