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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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flutterbymonkeys` wrote:hmm let me think. Sorry if mine suck :(

Mike Newton: Hey Bella, wanna go to the prom with me?
Bella: No thanks. you're too normal.

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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dandyvampgirl_13 wrote:^^Bwahaha, nice David.

(Edward comes home from hunting to find his precious Aston Martin... bright... flaming... pink. And sparkly.)
Edward: WHO BEDAZZLED MY ASTON!?!?
Emmett: *comes out holding a BeDazzled Nessie* But now it matches your sparkly disposition! :D
:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol:

Nice Viola.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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*In Breaking Dawn*

Jacob: Hey Blondie
Rosalie: Hey Brownie
Jacob: :oops: :oops:

Sorry i its not totally funny i jsut remembered that
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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ahaha thats funny ^
jake: *at beginning of series, before he gets funny, he goes into a store and picks up something that looks like the easy button* hmm, this could come in handy *presses button*
button: that was funny
jake: i have found my funny button!

sorry, i thought of it when flutterbymonkeys said "i havent bought my funny button yet"
now that i think of it, its kinda strange, but oh well

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lol@ice cream cake ... cute.
~*~

*the Cullens watching True Blood*

Edward: Whoa.
Bella: What?
Edward: Don't you find this eerily similar?
Bella: *turns to look at Edward* How so?
Edward: The character with the ability to hear thoughts with the exception of the another being/beings, the human obsessed with vampires to the detriment of her own safety, the vampire appauled by the thought of turning the woman he loves, the shapeshifting dog who is in love with the vampires woman, another vampire obsessed with the female lead...I could go on.
Bella: *frowns* This is completely different.
Edward: How so?
Bella: *thinks for a while* Well, she's blonde and you have a much better name. Bill? C'mon. What kind of vampire name is Bill?
*The Cullens all quirk an eyebrow*
Jake: *mumbles* Oh, like you're the greatest judge of what a good name is...
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Post by Openhome »

^^ :lol: :lol: :lol: ^^
That was great! Yeah, I think the same thing every time I pick up a Sookie book.

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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Haha, Jen the writer, that was super funny! :lol:

Here's mine:
This takes place in Twilight.

Edward : Its twilight again. The end of another day,the return of night. Darkness is so predictable.
Bella : I like the night. Without the dark, we would never see the stars.
Edward : Bloody little ray of sunshine, aren't you?
Bella : :o :shock:
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bronzehairedmiracle wrote:Haha, Jen the writer, that was super funny! :lol:

Here's mine:
This takes place in Twilight.

Edward : Its twilight again. The end of another day,the return of night. Darkness is so predictable.
Bella : I like the night. Without the dark, we would never see the stars.
Edward : Bloody little ray of sunshine, aren't you?
Bella : :o :shock:
Lovely. ^_^ And I love what JentheWriter posted, too.

Another interpretation of the same scene as above- Twilight, Edward drives Bella home and is about to make the "twilight" comment.

(CD changes songs)
Edward: (singing) Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs, and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Helpless to resist the notes I write
For I compose the music of the night...

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

Post by DoNotFeartheDark »

^^pretty ^_^

Okay, just remember, it's a bad idea to watch Twilight after watching Hot Rod, because for me and my mom, this is the result :roll:

Whe Edward is at Charlie's house for the first time:


Edward: *extends hand* Hello. I'd like to formally introduce myself. I'm Edward Cullen and uh, *flips collar, giving the 8-) look* I like to party.

At the baseball field, when the nomads are introducing themselves:
Laurent: Hello. My name is Laurent and I like to party.
James: Laurent, I know for a fact you don't party
Laurent: You're right. Victoria's the partier.
Victoria: *fist pump* Sweet
James: No, dude, I'm the only one who parties here.
Laurent: Fine. I'm James and I like to party.
James: No, what the- you're Laurent
Victoria: I'm Edward and I like to party.
James: Oh my God. Shut up. *turns to Cullens* James, Victoria, and Laurent-
Laurent: Why am I last?
Victoria: Becuase your not a partier. Duh.
Laurent: Dude that's not fa-
James: SHUT UP
Not funny I know. It was to us. It only makes sense if you've watched Hot Rod. Otherwise, you won't get it

James: :twisted: You brought a snack. RICE KRISPY TREATS!! YAAAAY!
((Yeah it was more hilarious when we imitated a high-pitched voice :| ))

Victoria: I'm the one with the wicked curveball. :twisted:
Jasper: Oh I think we can handle that. 8-)
Laurent: OOoooooooOOoohhh SNAP!! *Snaps fingers and rotates head* Mm-hmm girl don't GET me started!
((we noticed how long and how Edi said "Oooooh" So we made this up :lol: ))

((made this one up on my own))
Edward: Switch clothes with her
Rosalie: Why? What is she to me?
Edward: Fine, b$tch, DON'T do it. Just know that your tummy seems to need to be tucked ice-cold Barbie. OH yeah I went there.
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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^^ Funny. :D :lol:

This takes place towards the end of New Moon:

Edward: Bella, if you could have one thing, anything in the world, what would it be?
Bella : ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!
Edward: WHAT? :shock:
Bella : I meant YOU. Of course YOU. :oops:
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