Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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Rosalie: Oh, Emmett, help! Get me a band aid! I broke a nail!

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Openhome wrote:Rosalie: Oh, Emmett, help! Get me a band aid! I broke a nail!
Hey, I thought we had to post stuff that wouldn't happen in Twilight! :lol:

Edward dressed as an emo cross-dresser probably wouldn't happen. *shudder* The thick guyliner, too-tight black jeans, multiple facial piercings...IT BURNS!! D:

But on Bill Kaulitz it works. Defintely ;)

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Bella and Jacob on the way to Chariles after Bella broke her hand punching him

Bella: You better go along with my story.
Jacob: Depinds
Bella: For me, please.
Jacob: Sure, Sure
Bella: Thank you.
Jacob: Anytime.
Bella: Remember Kiss, Then Punch ....Kiss..Punch..Kiss..Punch.. Got It?
Jacob: Sure, Sure

( What realy happened she didnt care about the kiss it was while at Jacobs they watched Harry Potter Goblit of Fire and Jacob kept rewinding the death scene an laughing.) *Anger Tears* *CRACK* oww oww owww

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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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DoNotFeartheDark wrote: Okay, just remember, it's a bad idea to watch Twilight after watching Hot Rod, because for me and my mom, this is the result :roll:

Whe Edward is at Charlie's house for the first time:


Edward: *extends hand* Hello. I'd like to formally introduce myself. I'm Edward Cullen and uh, *flips collar, giving the 8-) look* I like to party.

At the baseball field, when the nomads are introducing themselves:
Laurent: Hello. My name is Laurent and I like to party.
James: Laurent, I know for a fact you don't party
Laurent: You're right. Victoria's the partier.
Victoria: *fist pump* Sweet
James: No, dude, I'm the only one who parties here.
Laurent: Fine. I'm James and I like to party.
James: No, what the- you're Laurent
Victoria: I'm Edward and I like to party.
James: Oh my God. Shut up. *turns to Cullens* James, Victoria, and Laurent-
Laurent: Why am I last?
Victoria: Becuase your not a partier. Duh.
Laurent: Dude that's not fa-
James: SHUT UP
Not funny I know. It was to us. It only makes sense if you've watched Hot Rod. Otherwise, you won't get it
YOU ARE MY HERO! :lol: :lol:

I've seen and LOVED Hot Rod and I LOVE this! You are a genius :D

Now I shall try this..
(Takes place when Bella is at the movies with Mike and Jacob in New Moon)

*Jessica is sitting in the back row hiding and watching the 3 and notices the seat next to her move*
Jessica: :shock: Edward! What are you doing here?
Edward: I'm not Edward. I'm just a theatre seat. Keeping an eye on my girlfriend.
Jessica: You made an outfit to match the theatre seats?
Edward: Don't be freaked out if you can't see me.
Jessica: :?
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Aro brushs agians Alex on acadent looks at him and burst out laughing. That explains the overalls and stirped shirt your wearing today. (In Alex's thoughts Aro hears Alex singing over and over "My Buddy, My Buddy and me where ever I go you go" and I don't wanna group up I'm a Toy's R Us Kid")

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Now I shall try this..
(Takes place when Bella is at the movies with Mike and Jacob in New Moon)

*Jessica is sitting in the back row hiding and watching the 3 and notices the seat next to her move*
Jessica: :shock: Edward! What are you doing here?
Edward: I'm not Edward. I'm just a theatre seat. Keeping an eye on my girlfriend.
Jessica: You made an outfit to match the theatre seats?
Edward: Don't be freaked out if you can't see me.
Jessica: :?

:D :lol: :D :lol:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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Charlies' "sex" talk to Bella
Charlie: So after words lightly fishscale, doorbell.
Bella: :shock: :? :oops:
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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bronzehairedmiracle wrote:
Now I shall try this..
(Takes place when Bella is at the movies with Mike and Jacob in New Moon)

*Jessica is sitting in the back row hiding and watching the 3 and notices the seat next to her move*
Jessica: :shock: Edward! What are you doing here?
Edward: I'm not Edward. I'm just a theatre seat. Keeping an eye on my girlfriend.
Jessica: You made an outfit to match the theatre seats?
Edward: Don't be freaked out if you can't see me.
Jessica: :?

:D :lol: :D :lol:
Inspired by Wizards of Waverly Place, right?
Of course :mrgreen:

:lol: I love that show!
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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilight Saga II

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After Edward dumps Bella in the woods, she dusts off the dirt from her shoulders and says, "I am a strong independent woman". As Edward turns around to see Bella agonizing over her loss, he is shocked to see Bella perform an impromptu rendition of Beyonce's "Single Ladies".

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