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Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:32 pm
by The Real Jasper Hale
The Real Jacob Black wrote:
Aside from the few spats we've had over the past several months, it's been a good year. So, based on the prompting of your brother, I've gotten you a gift we can all work on, and maybe give to someone who actually needs gifts.
It something we can all do, you know... together.
See? Now did it kill you to post that?

Trust me, after Rosalie gets over the whole witchy-poo thing (thanks so much for bringing that up, Corona), I think you can all work on it together without too much drama.

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:34 pm
by The Real Edward Cullen
Bella, my heart, you said this boat would take us away from the noise in our house. Yet, I must point out, that you, my love, are rather noisy and I am certain that you would make those noises in a boat, in the water, in our home, or wherever we may be together.

But I accept your gift with much gratitude and love.

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:42 pm
by Jazz Girl
The Real Edward Cullen wrote:Bella, my heart, you said this boat would take us away from the noise in our house. Yet, I must point out, that you, my love, are rather noisy and I am certain that you would make those noises in a boat, in the water, in our home, or wherever we may be together.

But I accept your gift with much gratitude and love.
Dearest Edward. Yes, I always knew you were... a little more with it than everyone gives you credit for. Given Bella's now enhanced vocal abilities... let me suggest a ... deep woods voyage on your new boat. ENJOY!!! :twisted:

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:44 pm
by The Real Jacob Black
Tennyo! What are you doing giving your crowbar to Edward! You shoulda saved it for my birthday. I would be happy to wack Edward for you.....even if he's not misbehaving. I wouldnt waste your special crowbar on Blondie. Though it's a fun thought, Corona.

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:46 pm
by Jazz Girl
The Real Jacob Black wrote:Tennyo! What are you doing giving your crowbar to Edward! You shoulda saved it for my birthday. I would be happy to wack Edward for you.....even if he's not misbehaving. I wouldnt waste your special crowbar on Blondie. Though it's a fun thought, Corona.

Thin ice, Dog. Very thin ice. Bella isn't the only one who'd like to take that crowbar upside your thick skull.

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:54 pm
by The Real Jasper Hale
Oh, hell. I give up.

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:06 pm
by 4twilight
Happy 110th Birthday Edward! You don't look a day over 17! oxoxoxo
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p186 ... Edward.jpg

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:23 pm
by Jazz Girl
The Real Jasper Hale wrote:Oh, hell. I give up.
Sorry, Jazz. But even you are no match for certain feelings. Just consider it my other gift to Edward.

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:24 pm
by The Real Edward Cullen
The Real Jacob Black wrote:What do you say? shall we give Charlie a rebuilt beauty for his many years of service? We can even get witchy poo to join us. It something we can all do, you know... together.
You are a brave man, Jacob, for calling Rose that name. But then, watching the two of you spat is often great entertainment!

So you thought it would be nice to give me a broken down car to fix up so I could give it to someone else. And then you threaten to use a crow bar on me. Humm....interesting choice considering your intentions toward my daughter. But I heartily accept and look forward to the challenge of making this thing not only work, but it will ride like the wind!

See, I can be civil. When people are watching.

Re: Greetings, Gifts and Cards for Edward's 110th!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:31 pm
by Jazz Girl
The Real Edward Cullen wrote:
See, I can be civil. When people are watching.

Edward~ As a very special gift to you, I'm fairly sure that I could get everyone to turn their attention elsewhere for a minute... or five.