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Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:03 pm
by The Real Emmett Cullen
Welcome to my little birthday party game!

Around the Cullen house, Chuck Norris jokes are pretty popular. So, I thought we should have a game based on them.

This game is based on a combination of the Lex’s Who Would Win game (check it out here )and the Chuck Norris jokes that make everyone cringe and giggle at the same time. (example: Chuck Norris and Superman once had a battle to see who was best. The winner had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes!)

Told ya -- giggle and cringe at the same time. Man, I love those!

Anyway, in this game, you use any Cullen -- sure, sure, it’s Ed’s birthday, but there is more than ONE sexy Cullen out there -- and whatever nemisis the person before you named. Tell us how or why the Cullen wins.

Oh, and bonus points for sticking a totally hilarious Chuck Norris joke on at the end.

Here’s an example:

Who would win, Severus Snape or Rosalie?

Rosalie because only she can make cold manevolence look HOT!

Bonus: Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: That one just KILLS me! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Okay, now Lexers, show me what you got! Here’s your first one:

Who would win, Spiderman or....

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:28 am
by Jazz Girl
Oh hell, Em! Gods know I can't turn down a challenge. But, let the world be warned, I suck at these. So, give a girl a little bit of a break, will you?

Who would win, Spiderman or Alice?

It would have to be Alice. Alice would allow no one to live who walked around wearing red and blue spandex all day.

Next:

Who would win, XMen's Wolverine or...

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:59 am
by SwanCullen
Hmmm I like your idea Em! I shall try my best!

Who would win, XMen's Wolverine or Esme?

It would have to be Esme because she would give Wolverine just the right look and BAM! He would be aplogizing for his uncooth behavior and asking her what he could possible do to make it up to her.

Next:

Who would win, DareDevil's Bullseye or .....

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:53 am
by Alphie
Who would win, DareDevil's Bullseye or Jasper?

Jasper because one sign of aggression from Bullseye and Jazz would calm him down so much he would totally missing his mark.

Is that how you play this? It's a little tricky! Ok, here's another one. Let's take on the BIG fandoms...

Who would win, Darth Vader or.....

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:42 pm
by abbyweyr
Who would win, Darth Vader or Kate?

Kate of course, she'd short out his life support.

back to comics: Who would win, Batman's Riddler or....

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:40 pm
by Jazz Girl
Who would win, Batman's Riddler or Edward Cullen?

*Edward raises an eyebrow silently as if to verify that I actually asked this question*

Who would win, Yoda or....

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:47 pm
by alicerosecullen285
Who would win, Batman's Riddler or Alice?

Alice because, if they competed in decoding puzzles, she would know the answer before she even think about it! ;)

Now: Who would win, Wonder Woman or....

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:48 pm
by marielle
WWW wonder woman or Rosalie.

Rosalie, of course. She kick 's Why are we talking about a donkey?, is more beautiful, and is a Cullen.

WWW. Barack Obama or ...

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Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:52 pm
by SwanCullen
Sense Caryn's question didn't get it, I'll get that one as well:

Who would win, Yoda or Renesmee?

Renesmee, because she would 'show' him a memory of her kickin someone's butt and he would run for the hills!

Now to answer Marrielle's:

Who would win, Barack Obama or Carlisle?

Carlisle of course! He could actually get things done like the economy would be better and we would have a surplus, NOT a DEFICIT!


Who would win, TinkerBell or .....

Re: Who Would Win -- Cullen Style

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:40 pm
by The Real Bella Swan Cullen
Esme, because her pixie dust doesn't ever rub off, and she can do magic with both people and places!

Who would win, Spiderman or...