Rate the Quote II

[edward x lover]

9/10

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain."

[SethisMine]

9/10

"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it."
— Rodney Dangerfield

[Vampire.Bunny]

he he he
1000/10

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman

[edward x lover]

100/10 thats so funny....

"There's no easy walk to freedom anywhere." Nelson Mandela

[readmymind]

10

6-yr-old Fi: Mom, I'm not kidding! I'm getting younger! Next thing you know someone will be poking you from the inside yelling, "Get me out of here!"

[Vampire.Bunny]

8/10

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner

[edwardlikeshaystacks]

6/10.

"What's the difference between rabbits and bunnies? I mean they both multiply at the speed of light."

[wildroses]

7/10 ahaha funny

"What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed?
And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven
and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower?
And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?"

[who_needs_fangs?]

8

Homer Simpson: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

[Jasper<3]

10/10 I love Homer <3

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
(to those who haven't seen Dark Knight, this is about Batman at the very end)