Rate the Quote II

[Vampire.Bunny]

9/10

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Alfred Hitchcock

[who_needs_fangs?]

9/10

I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

[Vampire.Bunny]

8/10

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

[who_needs_fangs?]

10/10

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.

[Vampire.Bunny]

10

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Woody Allen

[who_needs_fangs?]

9/10

I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.

[readmymind]

5

E (going thru her purse): Hey I have to tell u a story.
me: ok
E: Yesterday....(pulls penny out of purse)I FOUND A PENNY!
me:

[Vampire.Bunny]

9/10

What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Havelock Ellis

[who_needs_fangs?]

10/10 so true.

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

[Vampire.Bunny]

he he he
10/10

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
Eddie Izzard,