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8/10

Lenny: There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people.
Carl: Vengeance isn't too bad either.

7/10

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant

8/10

Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.

that was kinda smart for homer lol
10/10

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

tee hee 10

Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

10!


I only want sympathy in the form of you coming into bed with me
--fall out boy

(it made me laugh )

8,

Marge: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

10 (but the voices in my head are funnier)

S (who slept by the sink last night): I'd wake up whenever one of you would wash ur hands and I'd be like, "Where'd you come from?
me: You should talk to your mom about that
E: IDK, if she doesn't know by now when she's 20, maybe there's a reason she doesn't know.

I'm so confused by that, but I laughed so I have to give it a 8/10.


For one to truly know everything, they must admit they know nothing first.

- Unknown.

9

"Stupid TV! Be more funny!"