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8/10.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I,
I took the one less travelled by
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost (one of my favourite poets so be kind please)

9/10

You reminded me of a quote my friend wrote on a book she made for me (so I dont know where its from - she may have made it up!)

"Dont follow here the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"

I haven't posted here in forever!

SarahGoddard: 9/10 nice!

The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

yay joker quote!!
9/10

Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
Margaret Mitchell

10/10 so true

*Batman slams The Joker's head on a table*
The Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. *Batman slams a fist down on Joker's hand and Joker pretends not to feel it* See?

10/10

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Jack Handey

8.5

[Rory, Dean, and Lane are in the living room. Lane is on the phone]

RORY: Well?

LANE: Still ringing. [a moment later, she hangs up] He’s home.

RORY: How’d he sound?

LANE: Homey.

RORY: Nice.

DEAN: I know this is a stupid question, but why can’t you just talk to him?

LANE: Because yesterday he called to say that they were still looking for a rehearsal space and, uh, that he’d call when he had more news. So now I have to wait until he calls about the band – and in between, I call and hang up on him. Pathetic.

RORY: Not so pathetic. I used to hang up on Dean all the time.

DEAN: You did?

LANE: I remember that.

DEAN: When did you hang up on me?

RORY: Right when we first met.

DEAN: You should’ve just said something.

RORY: I couldn’t do that.

DEAN: Why not?

RORY: Because then you would’ve known that I was calling and therefore that I liked you.

DEAN: Yes, but I liked you, too.

RORY: Well, I know that now.

DEAN: You could’ve known that then.

RORY: Dean, please. This is a girl thing.

DEAN: Uh, okay. Tell me when I’m supposed to pay attention again.

LANE: I’m gonna love him forever and he’s never gonna know it.

DEAN: He would if you coughed.

RORY: Dean.

DEAN: Sorry.

LANE: At least he’s at home and not out with a girl.

RORY: Very true.

DEAN: He could be home with a girl.

RORY: Dean.

DEAN: Sitting here, staring at my pizza.

LANE: You think he was at home with a girl?

RORY: No, no, I don’t.

LANE: I’m gonna call again.

RORY: Good idea, and pay attention to the background noise this time.

[Lorelai walks through the front door]

LORELAI: Ooh, cool, pizza.

RORY: Shh. She’s calling Dave to see if she can hear a girl in the background.

LORELAI: Oh.

DEAN: I voted that she actually say something.

LORELAI: You’re a boy, you know nothing about this.

RORY: Well, what’d you hear?

LANE: Quadrophenia.

RORY: Classy, but not date-like.

LANE: You think?

RORY: Definitely.

DEAN: What if he met a girl who’s a major Who fan?

LANE: What?

RORY: Why are you causing trouble?

LORELAI: Rory, can I talk to you in the kitchen?

RORY: Oh, sure. [to Dean] Be good.

[Rory and Lorelai leave the room; Lane sits next to Dean on the couch]

DEAN: Go ahead.

[Lane starts dialing the number again]

7

Valerie: Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence has been shattered.
Miracle Max: Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!
Valerie: What, Humperdinck?
Miracle Max: Aahaahh!
Valerie: Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Miracle Max: I'm not listening!

8/10 What is that from?

Gambol: You think you could just steal from us, and walk away?
The Joker: Yeah...